#she basic

[misskiwi4]

So, we almost always see the right side of Dan’s face because that’s his position when they do gaming videos yea? This gives us a view of Derek, Dan’s sad dimple, whenever he makes an appearance. BUT what about his other dimple on the left side that seems more prominent when he talks? I feel like we are deprived of that beautiful angle. Hello?

[galaxyofgover]

It was joked because Xune has a spider web tattoo that she was a "Basic B*t*h", So here she is, leaning right into that.

[angesaurus]

I’m sorry on WHAT PLANET is it OKAY that I already have a FIVE MONTH OLD?

[xxragingdumpsterfirexx]

Me, a person who doesn't main Ahri

Everyone: AHRI NEEDS MORE SKINS!!!

Me: BITCH PLEASE Lucian needs more skins, Xayah needs more skins, Urgot needs more skins, Jinx needs more skins, Evelynn needs more skins, EVERYONE NEEDS MORE SKINS BEFORE AHRI

[religionsinyourlips-archive]

I need to change my mobile theme

[chiakifoil]

what did lapis even do to make people like her tbh

[uselessmale]

I don't understand what has Kylie Jenner has even done to have so many people defending her. Like you stanning off some Instagram photos and 15 min a season of a reality tv show like please aim higher

[wokelillylaur]

I'm confused, isn't "basic bitch" a term used to refer a girl that fits into a certain stereotype, a girl that's not even a sheep --more like a drone of what they wish they were? A person with no originality to them? For example: what you picture when you process after you see the phrase "tumblr girls", "scene girls", so on and so forth. I'm not saying a simple insulting phrase defines these victims of this ratchet phrase. I'm a devoted believer of the fact that everyone is fighting their own struggle, and that none of us actually knows what goes on behind each other's closed eyes. I just think this phrase that's gotten so popular is probably is like the worst comeback, and that in even USING the phrase, you're falling into being basic yourself. Being basic is --well, let's look into some definitions.

The first two I want to put next to each other are from urbandictionary, because those are the words from the keyboards of our generation.

Basic: An adjective used to describe any person, place, activity involving obscenely obvious behavior, dress, action.

Unsophisticated.

Transparent motives

Pat was trying to fuck that drunk girl - so basic. Shelby was showing off her tits for attention - fucking basic.

okay, so I've bolded what I see to be where this phrase was conceived.

But here's where the urbandictionary community fails my mind.

basic bitch

-a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't.

......(Wait what? What does your monetary status have to do with having no originality, being transparent in terms of personality--and the 'obscenely obvious behavior due to being a sheep in means of wardrobe and needing doc martens the latest iphone, the cutest case, supreme beanies, high waisted shorts and platinum blonde hair?) popularized by lil duval and spokenreasons

-if you fuck a nigga and all his homeboys, you a basic bitch -if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... you a basic bitch -if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate -if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch -if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch -if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch -if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck -if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch -if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch -if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch -if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch -if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch -if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch -if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch

Well girls, we've still not processed Tina Fey (Mean Girl's Tina Fey)'s advice that girls need to stop calling girls bitches. I myself cannot read those "examples", It was painful to skim. Ladies, if you don't lotion your ankles, if you EVER go a day in granny pants, if you have 5 baby daddys also, that apparently means you're basic. Which I'm sure statistics wouldn't say that's basic. (Basic being used in it's real definition)

Girls need to stop disrespecting girls. This just gives guys the right to call us all the same names and disrespect us just as much.