#she cracked me up

[julialikesjagoda]

isabelle when she sees brother zachariah's tranformation:

[murderluv23]

Y'ALL I FUCKING LOVE HER!!!!!! And her song KICKED ASS!! She's up there with my top faves Fizz and Striker now! No fucking joke!

[alexander-l1ghtwood-bane]

Me and my parabro talkin' about clacec

Me: I mean why the fuck and who the hell ships Clalec? SHIP HIM WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT BUT HE’S GAY FOR FUCK’S SAKE AT LEAST DON’T SHIP HIM WITH GIRLS!!!!!

Her: OMG IKR SHIP HIM WITH VALENTINE FOR FUCKS SAKE BUT NOT WITH GIRLS

@fanglee06

[katherinewhatever]

A woman approached me just now asking me if I had any water I could give her and then asked me if I could just buy her some at the deli and I was like “f it whatever ” and gave her ten bucks knowing damn well the deli was about to close and I just worked 9 annoying hours and didn’t want to go on an adventure with this woman to get her some water. And all I had was a ten

and she then proceeds to be like “a guy just bought me a double cheeseburger at McDonald’s it was gross that’s why I need the water. Don’t get the double cheeseburger at McDonalds” and lmao what an excellent pro tip thanks lady I shan’t do that

And then she shouts something at me that I don’t quite hear and then realize is “don’t slip on it” because the empty wrapper was literally ten feet ahead

[ellenarcher]

Remember on 30 Rock when Angie was like “my single ‘my single is dropping’ is dropping”

[i-am-a-goldengod]

If they can't take a joke, fuck them.

My wise great grandma jeanie.