#she does not exist

[croquettish]

I know I touched on this a bit in my claustrophobia meta but there is literally no reason for the Warhorse writers to name both the butcher's daughter in The Amorous Adventures of Bold Sir Hans Capon and Hans' Bohunowitz girl Karolina:

Unless they're trying to signal to the audience that this girl is 100% made up and Hans went for the first name that came to mind.

Henry can even call him out on it!

And Hans naturally comes up with the weirdest possible excuse for this.

[jjackfrost]

THE LIGHT FURY IS SO UGLY

[crossfire-krypt]

I'm still offended they didn't keep Vanny's rainbow hair and as such, SB Vanessa isn't real to me

[zaynfag]

not me typing zaynsatisfaction on the search bar 😳

betsy betsy opinions on save your tears remix ?? ‼️🎤🎥📣

it’s so good!!!! ariana fits the vibe so well :DDD

[buddyhollyscurls]

Good evening to everyone EXCEPT RAGGEDY ASS BITCH JK ROWLING FUCK OFF AND STOP WRITING U DUSTY ASS BIGOT

[goddess-aelin]

I’ve done it. I’ve finally done it. A single post sent me over the edge and now I have the e/cho tag filtered out. I really should’ve done this a long time ago.

[calebwidogast]

made an NPC in the blue rose game i’m running and.... i played myself boys

[lucybianchi]

everyone always miss hears my name over the phone and now I just had one of those automated "reason for calling" systems also miss hear me name 😭