Feb 2
Madeline: Stefan, my coffee is flaccid.
Stefan: Sorry, Madeline.
Stefan: [internally] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
#she doesn't either#she is absolutely fucking with him#also i don't think Madeline likes coffee#so make it missing liquor#I bet she loves a good baileys hot chocolate#but you spike that coffee with whiskey and she drink it up#HARD COFFEE#mystery solved#move aside Stefan I coming for your job#Madeline can throw dumbass nonsensical tasks at me all day#rawr#madeline ashton#stefan dbh#death becomes her#death becomes her musical#mine
