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#16 hours on this beast #red string of fate #tying the girls together and everyone else is caught in their web #viola holds most of the strings but there are some even above her #i'm beefing with twt fucking up the format of my art thread. fuck that app so much .#teddy draws #madhel #death becomes her #death becomes her musical #madeline ashton #helen sharp #madhelen #viola van horn #ernest menville #chagall #chagall dbh #stefan dbh

god honestly im so thrilled for stefan deathbecomesher because imagine how successful his book is going to be once his nda expires?? like it was already probably going to have built in sales just by the nature of being a hollywood tell all but the fucking ending??

just,, out of nowhere, his evil boss’ ex girlfriend-enemy (who she cucked out of marriage) sends her an axe and an invitation to her book launch after not hearing from her in a decade, and then, the next morning, you show up to work as per usual and evil boss’ husband (and ex girlfriend’s ex fiancé) rushes downstairs in a drunken panic (it is 7 in the morning), tells you that your boss (who hasn’t booked anything except the before in a wrinkle cream commercial in ten years) has been cast in a movie in London she never once mentioned to you and they’re selling the house and moving overseas right now, tearfully calls you a good person, and then fires you point blank

and then then, like a couple hours after, her husband falls off a roof so bad his spine has to be fused, and your boss and her situationship frenemy fall off the face of the earth, only for it to come out like a couple days later that helen sharp died peacefully in her sleep (she was 50) and madeline ashton died in a yacht explosion (of which she was the only known casualty, so apparently she was solo yachting so bad it blew up) (this actually tracks)

and also there was never any movie in london so that was just a total lie

like oh my god. the fucking speculation?? especially since ernest is never going to publicly say jack shit about madeline ashton ever again or what happened on that roof. was it mob connections? marital spat? did madeline and helen try to kill ernest and fake their deaths so they could run off to be lesbians together?? literally you couldn’t ask for a juicer conclusion the internet is gonna explode

stefan probably names it something crass and unintentionally ironic and cunty like ‘speaking ill of the dead’ and makes millions (and madeline is furious for .5 seconds before realizing that actually 🤩🤩🤩people are talking about her again 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and it’s helen’s favorite book ever written and she owns twelve copies)

#I saw it on broadway last weekend and literally can’t think of anything else even at all #like my brain is 99% death becomes her now #death becomes her #stefan dbh #madeline ashton #Helen sharp #ernest menville

Madeline: Stefan, my coffee is flaccid.

Stefan: Sorry, Madeline.

Stefan: [internally] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

#she doesn't either #she is absolutely fucking with him #also i don't think Madeline likes coffee #so make it missing liquor #I bet she loves a good baileys hot chocolate #but you spike that coffee with whiskey and she drink it up #HARD COFFEE #mystery solved #move aside Stefan I coming for your job #Madeline can throw dumbass nonsensical tasks at me all day #rawr #madeline ashton #stefan dbh #death becomes her #death becomes her musical #mine

Do you think Stefan gets tired of walking in on mad and Hel making out, or more because let's be honest, those two are like two horney rabbits

Oh 100%

He didn’t care about finding them making out, he could deal with that, that was sort of ‘whatever’ for him and he sometimes would walk in on them before they were actually fucking.

But one morning. One fateful morning Stefan walked into the mansion and it was early so he was going to wake up Madeline. Helen was supposed to be in New York but Stefan entered the room to a completely different scenario.

He walked in on Madeline riding Helen and that was it. Helen was mortified, Madeline made him sign an NDA but also paid for his therapy sessions. The poor man is still traumatized.

He now yells as soon as he enters the mansion and whenever he’s walking through the hallways, he also knocks and waits 50 seconds before entering a room if he knows that they might be there.

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