#she doesn't really

[robotnikholmescomicblog]

Marine fuckin dies

[jazzyjesse]

PSA: @waywardprincestrawberry secrets hates Canada with a burning passion as strong as ten thousand suns

[official-queensview-cast-blog]

Twins

Michael: Hey, Mi Sun.

Mi Sun: Hello Michael, what’s...

Michael: You know Atticus is in a relationship, right?

Mi Sun: What?

Michael: Well, married might be a better phrase to use.

Mi Sun: What?!

Michael: To twins.

Mi Sun: What?!!! 

Michael: *grinning and pointing* And look, there’s the happy couple!

Mi Sun: When did-huh, wait... Atticus: *happily and obliviously sipping a double espresso coffee*

Atticus:...what?

Mi Sun:...

Mi Sun: *turns to glare at Michael*...I hate you.

[mackayhateblog]

#34 He didn't tell us about Kasia's new boyfriend

[femboy-fever]

should make a camp heaven oc

That Swoobat I just drew secretly has four tiddy.

[lovethatgrandma]

Ya my heroin addiction ya..

Grandma

[itsnotcourtney]

Work gives the Tellers an Instant Messaging System.

Me: Oh. Oh. I see what you did there.

Sean: I didn't think anyone would know. I took them off. I was just uncomfortable. I mean, no one else is in here. And you can't see below the waist anyway.

Sean: Danielle does it all the time.

Me: We've really got to talk to her about that.

Sean: It just makes me uncomfortable. I mean - where do I look?

Me: You have to be respectful, Sean. Look at her eyes. This is a work environment. You have to respect other peoples' decisions on whether or not they want to wear pants.

Sean: ...I was talking about my shoes.

Sean: Does Danielle really take her pants off?

Sean: If so, we really need to talk to someone about that.

Me: ...well, this just got awkward.

[brittanasocute-blog]

jettsucks said: someone please think of the straight people!!1!!! clearly they dont get enough attention boohoo

  boohoo sorry no compassion from me