It's Britney, bitch.

25. Maine. Actress. Singer. Writer. Lover. ΑΨΩ ♥

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[serious]

[birdoflastsummer]

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

[itsnotcourtney]

This movie is why I'm no longer in banking professionally.

[plsingly-deactivated20251210]

[moan-s]

[reginasphalanges]

[iamnevertheone]

[mazeofpride]

I’ve waited 365 days to post this

[dialnfornoir]

[itsnotcourtney]

Despite how stressful my Dad's wedding was yesterday - I looked really pretty. ♡

[thismighthurt]

Siren School by Isabella Rotman. Buy the comic.

[thatpeculiarchild-deactivated20]

“not all men” you’re right, Gomez Addams would never do this

[itsnotcourtney]

Dad is insisting I bring a date to his wedding. It should not be this stressful to invite someone. Especially to a wedding I really don't want to go to. So, really, I need someone to dance with me, and drink ridiculous amounts with me during the service and then provide the getaway car when we decide to bail before the vows. No big deal right?

[desflorecia]

[lipsticknperfume]

@therevenantrising

[itsnotcourtney]

♡

[itsnotcourtney]

[xnakedx]

[itsnotcourtney]

I need cuddles.