#she is bizarre

[olliveen]

reasons my cat is an alien:

1. cats dont taste sweet things

2. my cat is addicted to fruits

3. fruits are sweet

4. ?????

[chekovsphaser]

"I know I will die on November 19th, I just don't know what year"

- my grandmother

[technicolorcrows]

Me: puts fresh icy-cold Brita water in bird's dish

Bird: BATH TIME BATH TIME BATH TIME BATH TIME BATH TIME

Me: immediately changes bird's water out for warm tap water so she doesn't get chilled

Bird:

Me:

Bird: what the fuck do you expect me to do with this

[bklynmusicnerd]

So Nicole was perfectly fine with the way Paulie treated Zakiyah but is “about to cry” and feels bad for James’ “heart”  because Natalie’s trying to do damage control and admitting that listening to James was a bad call because he was completely off?

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Harrison couldn’t find his glasses today. He searched everywhere for them, and then you know where he ended up finding them?

In the bathtub.

Where Tali hoards her treasures.