Jun 4, 2018
Baby: So like did you forget you had a blog or...?
Me: No, I didn't, I just haven't had t-
Baby: I HAVE A POOPY DIAPER.
Me: *changes diaper* I haven't-
Baby: I AM LEGIT STARVING.
Me: *gives food* I h-
Baby: I AM SO SLEEPY OMG.
Me: *rocks to sleep* Goddam. So as I was saying, I haven't had any time to-
Baby: JUST KIDDING I'M AWAKE AND WANT TO PLAY WITH THE POWER OUTLET.
Me: CAN YOU SEE WHY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN MONTHS??