#she shouldn't

[beautifulbitch-3]

[writingamongtheroses-archive]

Riley: The Mary Arden I know is not fit to be responsible for any living thing, including and especially herself.

Riley: One time, I saw her drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

Riley: Ms. Ayres, she opened a new jar of marinara sauce, and drank it, like it was a thing normal people do.

Riley: IT WAS UNHOLY!

Riley: And then I asked her what she was doing and she said, in quote:

Riley: “It’s basically a smoothie, Riles.”

Frida, who just wants to get back to work and has full faith in her daughter's survival instincts: I mean… she’s not wrong.

[afincf-tirwer]

Joke

What do you call a sleeping pitbull?

A bull-dozer!

[quantumarvel]

@i-dont-give-a-buck​ tagged me to describe myself with 3 fictional characters and boy oh boy, let me tell you. It was not easy. I’ve always had trouble truly relating to characters but I think this really helped me understand myself better? Sorry if yall hate me now

1. Wanda Maximoff

- she went through a traumatic childhood event with her brother

- she started out on the wrong side but realized the truth and fought for what’s right

- just wants to spend time with her love

- her greatest strength and biggest weakness is her mind and heart

- repeatedly sacrifices what she wants/what would make her happy for others

- also our style (esp in Age of Ultron) is really similar

- keeps getting herself into trouble!

2. Rapunzel

- grew up with some pretty questionable parental figures

- loves to paint, bake, dance, read, play games, make music, etc

- loves animals

- has a thing for going outside barefoot

- extrovert at heart but with a ton of introverted tendencies

- went from mega long hair to short hair

- always tries to see the best in people

- scared easily but doesn’t back down

- just generally a pretty postivie outlook on life despite the crap thats happened to her

- keeps getting herself into trouble!

3. Nick Vaughan

- ridiculous sense of humor

- falls in love too easy

- plays instrument in weird places

- too scared to speak his feelings

- can look intimidating but honestly just a teddy bear

- never has a plan. just wingin’ it.

- always wants to help

- kinda not completely over his ex?

- sarcasm as self defense

- 1000% ready to embarrass himself to make someone else feel better

- keeps getting himself into trouble!

I’m tagging: @oh-snap-bucky​ | @stanning-seb​ | @jamesbnrnes​ | @mcu-owns-my-ass​ | @buckychrist​ | @buckysbeardliness​ | and anyone else that would like to!

[namseoklovesyou]

If anyone wants to date me, I have kind of a messy room but I have a comfy space under my bed and we can attach my ipad on the bottom of my bed and cuddle and watch Namjoon handshake compilation videos ☁

[soleiltm]

me: makes a post about hannah doing some stupid shit 

@dansiere: ♡

[27snakesinatrenchcoat]

This is the face of a gluttonous idiot who waited until after I fed her and then ate corydora eggs before I noticed them.

Shes bloated but I've seen worse. Now she doesnt get to eat for a few days. Congrats, you played yourself, fish.

[jdvancefreefeetpics]

its still so funny that allison janney has an oscar