#she was dancing

[mind-if-i-scream]

I'm gona tell my kids this is what a dinosaur is

(Cuz birds are dinos)

[oh-invisible-ideas]

[shit-my-wifey-says]

“I just puffed myself out being possessed.”

[followyouaroundd]

Just got a text from my friend who's on holiday saying How You Get The Girl is playing in a Portuguese supermarket taylorswift my day has been made

[clericofsun]

the roommate is bunked above me and she starts shaking the beds.

roommate: [does thing]

me: what the fuck are you doing?

roommate: [THING INTENSIFIES]

[anniekendrick]

lyly just spilt drink down her arse crack. how the even!?!?