#she's crazy.

[lqsnsd]

[thebastardgreenlady]

Cilorinwe just killed a World Boss. By herself. And she's not Champion yet.

I cannot explain to you how much I have wanted to do that since I killed my very first boss in ESO.

I keep testing deeper waters with her, and she keeps coming back, covered in blood, screaming "MORE. MORE. I DEMAND M O R E BLOOD."

[lavellxn]

I remember one day, someone texted my mom asking her if she had any drugs to sell. She, being the sarcastic troll she is, replied: "no but I have plenty of orange juice if you catch my drift." She's a 40 year old woman I can't.

[aunicornsshittinghole]

A friend of mine went to mass and did the whole ash wednesday thing and gave up tumblr for lent season. WTF. 

[sunflowersandsadprose]

What the heckity-heck?!

My mom just told someone on the phone that I had "lots of friends".

Gee, I didn't know two real friends counted as "lots"...

[professional-oinomancer]

AOShdffo idgho there goes my "I will concentrate on reading". My friend started linking me freebie-stuff and we were wondering if we could order some breastfeeding-shelters to our ex-chemistry teacher (who is a male, ha-ha). So yes. She's distrubing me WAY too much.

I should tell her boyfriend to keep her from that habit.

[nerdsloveme]

my mother told me to socialize.

WHAAA?! D: