Oct 21, 2020
my gf: I’m sorry, I can’t take this anymore. There are too many dogs in this household. I’m breaking up with you.
me, being absolutely smothered with the weight of fifteen massive border collies: what are you talking about babe
#future gf#i don't actually have a gf lol#she's imaginary#hypothetical#i want a gf though#to be cottagecore with#we can live in a van#with 15 dogs#or a cat#I'm not picky#either works#and we can cuddel#cuddle#and we can cuddle#and kiss#and makeout in our bed in the back#and play video games on our projector#when there's a traffic jam#and kiss in front of chick-fil-a#and hobby lobby#and just be so gay#the gayest
