#she's petty

[the-magician-xiv]

Which Greek god favours Marlowe?

Ares, God of War ARES HAHAAAAAAAA. you're a powerhouse of emotion and ambition, both of which are traits to be admired - what you do with them, however, will make all the difference. your personality isn't for everyone, and you might find it hard to get along with those around you. that being said, the connections you do form are lasting, and those who get to know you will realize just how much love you have in that huge, volatile friggin' heart of yours. remember that sometimes, it's just not worth the energy - do your best to learn to let things slide.

------------------------------ Prompt: [Which Greek god would favor you?] TY: @allyennah

[creepypastadumpsterfire]

Karen changed back to her maiden name after the divorce

~ Mod Vilet

[whippedkoalas]

Who can be surprised by Kiki's behavior when she's out there totally erasing Mia's boyfriend's existence every chance she gets

[solisnumen]

You’re still best support in my heart tamamo. Who needs big crits or whatever quick does?

“No, no~ Scadi-san is a good Caster, she saved Quick team, so I would forgive her. But Merlin-san? He took away MY ability to break the game and he gets away with it while everyone forgets that it was ME who broke the laws of the game first in CCC years ago. So that pisses me off, teehee~”

[yungbuckbabyface]

i spend too much time managing my mom and dad’s relationship. they’ve been divorced for over 25 yrs and they still can’t get it together. whew, chile. 

[definitelybbq]

My roommate's an asshole so I'm going to throw a shit ton of salt in alllllll of the food he's making tonight for his party.

[ofcrimsonenchantresses-archive]

There was definitely a second letter in that Fed Ex package from Wanda that said “Dear Tony, I was the one who scratched your car, I don’t regret it” along with a CD with the song ‘Gives You Hell’ on it. 

[seventhstart]

there are two ways to get my dog to eat something: one, act really excited for her and give it to her as a reward, or two - act like you're gonna give it to one of the cats