#third base

[dollymaybe]

First base: mutual trauma dumping.

Second base: anal, probably.

Third base: I make eye contact without you having to grab my face.

[loganslowdown4]

Ok here it is! This is the Sanders Sides joke I finally figured out! ⚾️😂

This joke never made sense to me because, while I had heard of this Abbott & Costello sketch, I’d never listened to the entire thing before yesterday so… here ya go! Now you know too ☺️

Here’s the whole sketch if you’re interested!

[pathsleadingaway]

Third base is when I lift up my shirt and let you see the gaping sucking chest wound that’s a black hole of want and need and desire and emptiness that will never ever be filled or satisfied 🥰

[coolthingsguyslike]

[faunafemme]

you can’t raise a kid in a religion steeped in metaphors of bread and wine as blood and flesh to be consumed and expect them to not get really into cannibalism as a metaphor for passion. not sure what you were expecting.

[mr-silly-man]

third base is logging me into your members only exclusive content account on the jrwi website so I can watch UPP @amratlovesjrwi

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: Third base is letting you bring me to the hospital when I have a concussion

Eddie:

Steve:

Robin: So you've never done third base? Ha

Eddie: HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS HAVE YOU HAD?

Steve:

Robin:

Jonathan: Third base for me is talking about my dad...

Nancy: So we...? Oh god no, I'm lesbian

Jonathan: Thanks

Argyle: Third base is if I tell you my secrets for my hair

Steve, blushing: You told me them before

Argyle *winks*

Nancy: Third base is letting you into my room and letting you look around

Robin: You let me do that!!

Nancy: No I didn't! You just did it without permission

Robin, shrugging: Anyways, third base for me is like probably me letting you pick my outfit

Nancy:

Nancy, blushing: Fuck you

Eddie: Third base is letting you touch my guitar

Steve: You don't even let me within five feet of it

Eddie: You're a clumsy man! I don't want you to hurt her!

[what-the-fuck-smeagol]

Third base is me telling you about the Muppet Joker