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[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt