#shealwaysdoesthis

[just1bee]

Things my mom said:

She saw a statue of a child holding hands with a monkey (which is weird enough)

My mom: * takes my hand *

My mom: It looks like you have to take your monkey by your hand

Me:.............

[phokingbryant-blog]

people who are nice to u and are mean to u the next are fucking weirdly attractive. like are u a fucking nice little puppy or a fucking rabid cheetah who hasnt eaten for three years??? lets find out.

[letitmelt]

I was literally just asked to describe my relationship with Tony and Ziva.

I said the first thing that came to mid and I feel like it's pretty accurate...

A death grip on my heart.