#sheep husbands

[1-800-crystalball]

[khyann]

@lunarsands and me were brainstorming again (shocking i know) and came up with another cute lil idea. So have a little jeally baby not aproving papa kissing dada.

[r3lishjar]

so.

its just these two doing things, nothing to see here ( pix just wanted to trade some froglights, definitely not a heartbroken historian™ after this)

[ based off of three birds I saw a few days ago - ref under the cut ]

[pontsalin]

Sausage: I'm Scott's right hand arm. Man. I'm Scott's everything. His confidant. His best friend. His silly rabbit.

Shubble: His what?

Sausage: His silly rabbit.

Shubble: Is that what he calls you?

Sausage: No.

[fishnoodles]

[grass-puppy]

So the Vampire has you thinking

And that Sausage episode was fruity, you’re thinking about scosage (pspsps , assassin husbands or sheep husbands for the love of god) 

But where can you go to brainrot? 

Here at the assassins guild, we got you covered! Brainrot to death! Call Orpheus gay! Share some snippets! 

(We also have other ship channels focused on beloved rarepairs such as comet husbands (Scott x Joey) and venus flytrap husbands (Scott x Sausage x Jimmy))

With invaluable help from @jungledubs (Orpheus is my tech saviour) 

https://discord.gg/CdBmEC38

[jungledubs-archive]

how many of u would be interested in a scott x sausage enjoyers discord server btw

[1-800-crystalball]

Consider:

Scott going to Sanctuary to trade and after flirting for several minutes Sausage pushes Scott against a wall and they do a kiss,,,, that is so important actually I think

Sausage just wants to give him his hard wood 🥰

No joke though this is wonderful