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downtown nyc!! if caleb’s mom makes them get married in a church probably somewhere stupid fancy (x), if they have their way probably on a rooftop somewhere overlooking the city (x) with a reception being somewhere lowkey like (x)
when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )
summer time!! like early to mid june before it gets too hot. probably in the early afternoon.
what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )
other than the garter/bouquet toss and cutting the cake i don’t think they will do that many traditional things?? cause they’re not really a traditional couple or people lmao
what their wedding cake looks like
who smashes cake into whose face
they smash it in each others and make a huge fuckin mess probably
who proposed to who first
who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )
savannah walks down the aisle with caleb waiting for her at the end
what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like
savannah’s dress (x) & caleb’s suit (x)
what their wedding color scheme is and what sort of decor they have
charcoal gray, crimson red, burgundy and ivory
what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )
sav’s flowers (x) & bridal party (x)
what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )
if they have to get married in a church, they will have to be traditional. but if they do their own thing i think they will improvise them??/ cause tbh sav’s gonna have a lot to say that the preacher ain’t gonna cover so
if anyone’s late to the wedding
they will probably....be late to their own wedding.....tbh
who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other
sav’s probably got girls from work, darren’s girlfriend if he ever finds one, maybe one of caleb’s cousins if she gets along with anyone in his family other than darren lmao. caleb’s got darren and then maybe law school buddies and coworkers once he’s out of school!!
what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing
bridal party (x) & groomsmen (x)
who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )
darren’s probably the only one allowed to speak and i’m sure he’ll have a speech written on both caleb and savannah’s behalf?? since he’s basically been through their entirety of their relationship and has watched it grow from nothing...into a train wreck....and then into something legit so... he’s probably got a lot to say and will make fun of them both, but in a very light and loving way
who catches the bouquet(s)
i’m gonna say darren’s gf so he can get a move on it so savannah’s got another girl around since it’s been her, caleb and darren for too dang long!!!
what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )
caleb probably doesn’t want his picture taken at all omg so sav pretty much takes what she can get??? she just has the photographers go around and snap pics when he’s not paying attention because otherwise she probably wouldnt get any lmao. as long as sav gets a selfie with her and caleb on their wedding day.... she will be happy.
what sort of food they have at the reception
all the american classics because that’s what caleb and sav survived on for years... pizza, burgers, mac and cheese, steak, french fries, wings, etc.
who cries first during the ceremony
caleb’s mom probably because there’s no turning back now she’s literally stuck with savannah as a member of the family.....forever lmao
how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )
i think it’s tame when family and stuff is still there... but like once all the old folks and parents leave, it gets pretty cray. sav and caleb will get drunk enough to enjoy themselves. then there’s darren who will get the drunkest and probably make a fool of himself on the dance floor.
what their rings are like
savannah’s ring (x) & caleb’s (x)
what sort of favors they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalized candy etc. )
(x) (x) (x) bc.... it’s them
where they go for their honeymoon
somewhere tropical and warm where they can relax and not worry about anything except each other and getting drunk and tan....so like maybe hawaii or punta cana or something
something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )
savannah’s gonna break the tradition that she can’t see caleb before the wedding because she can’t go 25 minutes without knowing what he’s doing, where he’s at, who he’s with... etc. so she’ll probably make a few drop ins the night before and in the morning before the nuptials begin
who officiates the ceremony
a pastor if they get married in a church??? or even probably someone caleb’s mom finds if they choose to go the non-religious route
what song their first dance is to
little wonders -- rob thomas (x)
who gives who away as they walk down the aisle
part of me wants to say the crazy neighbor lady walks savannah down the aisle but by the time they actually get hitched she’ll probably be dead lmaooo so sav will just walk herself :(