#shehulkwasted

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shehulkwasted replied to your post: i dunno about you guys but i consider myself like....

So much love <44

fucking hell am i gay for you niko

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shehulkwasted replied to your post “I need to go shopping but also i hate shopping and i dont want to.”

Shopping for what and can you do it online instead

i need shoes, mostly, and i want to see what kinda clothes and shit is on sale now winter’s nearly over. i don’t like buying shoes online bc i’m kinda in between sizes and i need to try them on first which sucks bc the selection of shops around here is fucking dire. 

ngl i’m now back in my own house getting chonged and watching let’s plays bc i’m lazy as shit and it’s far too cold outside for the outfit i picked today.

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shehulkwasted replied to your post “once they give me back the $1060+ worth of stolen wages im owed its...”

Wow what the fuck how did so much money get swindled from you?

in scotland if you make less than $11500 per year you don’t pay income tax, but sometimes when you start a new job you get put in the “emergency tax” bracket so you get charged a certain amount of income tax until the hrmc sends your correct tax code to your employers (and you get the money you paid back if you are owed it). usually this just takes a couple weeks BUT i’ve been paying this tax for over 4 months now bc my employer and their accountant can’t get their shit together for two seconds to fix it. like, i have physically written down and handed the correct code to my employer myself (i can see it on my gov gateway account) so they can’t say they didn’t get it and i’m still waiting. i am also being charged a higher rate of national insurance contributions but i don’t get that money back ayy lmao.

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shehulkwasted replied to your post “idk why so many people reblog that ‘refrigerator with a perm’ post...”

For fucking real bring all the shit, bring a buffet of food, bring flasks of booze and wash it down with your beer because it's MOVIE TIME

just make sure you clean up before you leave and it’s all good

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shehulkwasted replied to your photoset “��”

An bigglion keeses khadan

habibti....vhenan....love of my loaf......meet me under the mistletoe and catch these lips you beautiful bitch

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shehulkwasted replied to your post: shehulkwasted replied to your post: ...

Come back and hiss at me more

lemme in those bins, baby

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shehulkwasted replied to your post: i’d quite like to go back to the us some day...

A few weeks ago I was taking the trash out in complete darkness and just heard hissing as I approached the bin. You just turn around and walk away until they go back to their homes.

actually that was just me, im sorry

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shehulkwasted replied to your post: not to be gay but…where is my tall butch gf? WHERE...

Make it gayer

t....two girlfirends...?????