late have i loved you

broody, albannach, they/them.  ao3: sawbones 

[brood-mother]

hostile reminder to t*rfs that instead of rbing my posts they should fuck off and touch the third rail

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[princessaelora]

Doomed yaoi

[targetedknowledge]

[pattern-recognition]

top ten moments of anti white racism of all time

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

incomplete without this hall of famer

[eyecantread]

[unalivejournal]

In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya voice I need you to draw me a clock my Shane

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.