#sheila things

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HOW MUCH OF A SINNER IS YOUR MUSE? / test here.

Tagged by stolen from: @hourglasssmartass Tagging: anyone!

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in.

Greed: High Gluttony: Medium Wrath: High Sloth: High Envy: Medium Lust: Very Low Pride: Medium

[sheilajoyce-gunsnlasers-archived]

S.H.E.I.L.A.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) 

having high endurance stat, she can go easily 5 rounds before passing out, each time lasting about 20-30 minutes. not that she would know.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Her hair is messy and slightly greasy but its not natural grease, it’s usually from her work. and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. it’s very very red.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Sheila has only ever had sex once and that was against her consent so no, she has no idea what she’s doing. 0 experience, innocent little wasteland flower.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sheila is generally a very lonely person so anyone that she develops a connection with that isn’t business related better get ready for near-constant cuddling/contact. she’ll do anything to keep that sort of connection :’)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

fucked if she knows, fucked if i know.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

cuddling, snuggling, tired kisses, nuzzling and all of the above until she falls asleep.

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Some of my gems from twitter

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But consider this: Sheila being the type of dork who would wake up Ipos in the middle of the night, freaking out. Ipos would look at her all panicked and concerned, and Sheila would just look at him straight faced and go, "If there really are infinite universes, that means someone is reading a comic with me in it."