#sheithade

[deactivatedarkness]

I went and wrote a Yeehaw AU (Rowdy AU? Glitterhaws?) for @tofuloo because I love the OT3 of Shiro/Keith/Kinkade. It owns my soul now and I’ll never be free.

Love is Friendship Set on Fire

[darui]

| christmas came early |

rating: explicit (threesome, anal sex, blow jobs, fingering, face sitting, rimming, bottom shiro, facials, spanking, making out) feat. shiro, keith, & kinkade

shout out to @tofuloo for Yeehaw AU.

“Are you really nervous? I can’t believe you’re nervous,” Hunk said, grabbing the rest of the groceries. “Keith, buddy, pal, bro, soulmate friend, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.”

Keith groaned, shutting the trunk of Hunk’s family van. “Nothing to worry about? I’m meeting his best friend and ex-friend with benefits. It means he knows Shiro like the back of his hand. All it takes is one look at me, and Ryan will know whether I’m worthy or not.”

“I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation. Shiro likes you, and you like Shiro. If Ryan didn’t deem you worthy, we wouldn’t be having holiday dinner at his condo.” Hunk surmised. He then took a look around at the parking garage, noticing cars worth more than most people’s yearly salary and houses combined. “Ryan’s very expensive looking condo. You said he’s in medical school? With a place like this?”

“Ryan has a sugar daddy. He just has meals with this older dude, keeps him company when he’s on business trips, and kisses him sometimes,” Keith confirmed, suddenly feeling anxious once he and Hunk were in the elevator.

“Huh. I suddenly want a sugar daddy. Or a sugar mommy. Do people use the term sugar mommy? Or is it sugar momma? Nah, that can’t be it. That’s the character from The Proud Family.”

Keith huffed while pinching the bridge of his nose. “Hunk, you’re killin’ me here.”

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