Why the fuck is your name "Sheldon" you like big bang theory or something? You know how problematic that show is????
Actually, you uninformed swine, I was named by my mother “Sheldon.” It is actually my name and it was given to me after my mother’s favorite author, Sidney Sheldon. He was a beautiful author and he is my favorite. He wrote about many strong, female characters that are, in my opinion, very relatable. Some of his books are kind of weird but I love them a ton!! So, you little peon, I have a fan-fucking-tastic name. It was given to me by my mother so you bite your fucking tongue off ^-^









