#shelds talks

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@koopaqueen It's too late. I'm in my second....third??? wind! There is no stopping me!! Kahahahahahahahahaha!!! All the chores and tasks will be done!!

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3 loads of laundry: washed, dried, and put away

2 full sinks of dishes washed (no washing machine), dried, and put away

Heading off to the drug store to pick up some supplies and household toiletries

All before noon

I still haven’t slept. Ooooo boy

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@askcoracle

HELLEVATOR

3 contestants enter a freight elevator that takes them to 3 levels to complete a challenge ALONE IN THE PITCH BLACK DARK while the other two watch and try to communicate via walkie talkie. Each episode is based off of a real life murderer/person of interest (one was the murder hotel with all the traps and shit and the guy got away with it for fucking ever H. H. Holmes)

Contestants need to navigate the pitch black darkness to find their challenge. Challenges have varied from simple numerical puzzles to “you’re in the incinerator of a crematorium and need to dig through the ashes to find the keys to the numerous locks that are holding you down”. All challenges are timed and then if they complete the challenge they still need to run all the way back to the HELLEVATOR before the timer runs out and they’re left behind.

What’s the prize? First challenge $5000 second challenge $10000 added and the third challenge $15000 added. So that’s $30000 right there.

If anyone survives (even if it’s one person) it’s time for the bonus round: THE LABYRINTH. All surviving contestants need to navigate a maze based on ALL previous challenges while picking up cash that’s littering the area. If they find the bonus item items to the person of interest of which the episode is themed off of they get even more money. Up to $20000 added to their total. Possibly $50000 total!

Oh and the shows two hosts know what you’re afraid of and use it against you while taunting you the entire time.

So face your fears have a mental breakdown and possibly win $50000 not so bad right??

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I wish I had more time. I might downsize my Pokemon ask blogs again to just two. @ask-snorlax and @askteamshelds I do t even go on @askthegroundgrumps so they might as well be on the team blog and be ignored there. LoL Still need to draw for @askthemario when I can. What I really want to draw for is @talesfrommonhun I haven't updated that in so long. I'm such a horrible artist. Please everyone give me strength to now aim for a better computer. Fixed my glasses and working on my teeth. Just need to get a better computer and things will hopefully be better where I can function with a job and art career. A car can come after all that. A computer is so much more handy. Here's hoping that the next target is achieved.

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Nothing makes me laugh harder then heading home and passing the waste water treatment center. Why? Because directly across the street is Pizza Hut, Jamba Juice, Starbucks, and Burger King. What perfect placement, right?

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NGL it would be super easy for me to dress up as that guy @grapepapers was comparing me to. How easy? One trip to the closet easy. 

it’s like they knew... -squints-

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shit. i'm short for the bills for the month. fuuuuuck. i gotta do emergency commissions but i barely have time since i'm always on the bus

gonna do quick $5 commissions once i finish and post this last patreon reward. fuck man. i was doing so good for a while. this is a big bummer...

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Eeeeh, .85 to make it to next Friday. Getting my bus pass yesterday was necessary for the month but geez it's gonna be a tight 2 weeks. On the other hand 777 followers is pretty awesome. Thanks everyone!!