#shellkeay

[hannisconfused]

what if michael ‘sacrificial lamb’ shelley and gerry ‘human tool’ keay held hands?

[distorted-door-delirium]

doorkeay is such a visually pleasing ship like we have mr. mcfuckingrainbow and a black & white caricature i love them

[madmasqurade]

Silly Gerrymichael headcannon

Michael has a terrible caffeine tolerance, anything stronger than tea makes him jittery as all hell (I'm not projecting, you're projecting).

I don't know how many of you have seen those videos of people freezing Monster energy drinks into ice cubes and then drink a glass full of another kind of Monster with those ice cubes, but Gerry has done that on multiple occasions and it drives Michael up the wall.

[hannisconfused]

i think gerry x michael office job shelley could be really funny because michael would be like

“eeeeee does he like me? he looked at me and keeps talking to me! omg i’m so nervous! but nooo, he couldn’t possibly like me back”

and then gerry’s internal monologue is just

“i cant possibly bring him into this life. it’s dangerous, i alone must bear this burden, lest i turn out like my mother”

gerry’s in a shakespearean tragedy and michael’s in a romcom

[hannisconfused]

this is sasha, sasha’s qpr partner michael, michael’s boyfriend gerry, and gerry’s qpr partner jon

[hannisconfused]

gerry calls michael “michaelwave” post now

[distorted-door-delirium]

gerry lets michael color in his eye tattoos

[hannisconfused]

sketchbook page full of gerrymichael i like

pretty colours wow