John Shen who has an ovulation kink. Shen who tracks your periods and you think it’s bc he’s being sweet but it’s bc he wants to know when you’re ovulating. Shen who’s pavlov-ed you by always using one scent of cologne when you’re ovulating/in the mood. Just Shen in general bc i need that man so so badly….
JOHN SHEN WHO PAVLOVS YOU OMFG
now i dont think that he would do so intentionally. i think that whenever you're ovulating (because, YES, like you said he would totally be linked to your period app or maybe have your cycle marked down in the calendar hanging on your fridge), he just so happens to get in the mood because, yeah, our man might have a breeding kink. he just wants so badly to give you a chubby baby with his nose and your smile... lol jk it's actually that the thought of fucking his load into your unprotected cunt makes him want to jerk off like a desperate, horny teen.
needless to say, when it's that time of the month (/pos), john is pulling out all the stops. he wears your favorite clothes of his (hello compression shirt and gray sweats), combs his hair just right, and puts on cologne.
the funny thing is that john doesn't even realize what he's doing until he decides to put some on for work and you subsequently follow him all night. he's finally going to ask if something's wrong when you pull him underneath the stairwell and start talking about how much he's tempting you. the question on his tongue dies out the second you take a long, long whiff of the crook of his neck, right around where he dabbed on his cologne.
"smell so good, babe," you mutter. "you can't keep teasing me like this, makin' me wet at work..."
and all of a sudden, john learns that his horniness may have had unintended consequences.