#sheohok

[mewmewkira]

I was never one for tarot readings but me and @andorrry were reminded that the Skyrim deck exists and

Sheohok is the Tower while Akatosh is the World omg don't speak to me

IT WILL BE AS IF THE FOUNDATION OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE DESTROYED oh Sheohok x Martin you will always be famous 💔💔

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

Mad God Returneth

[daggerfall]

Sheohok: "...And that's the entire story of my life, including my sad backstory, complete with every possible explicit detail of what happened before, during and after the oblivion crisis." LDB: "Why the fuck did you think I that needed to know that Martin fucking Septim is "good at biting necks, I checked" and "used his beautiful jaws' on dagon's neck while cracking it like a cold one with the boys"? I hate you, so-so much. What even is a cold one with the boys. Why."

AKJGSKDGJGJKSDSASKJG

[daggerfall]

au where everything is the same, except everytime skyrim's sheogorath is talking about martin he blushes.

martinhok au where sheo goes into EXPLICIT DETAILS of their relationship with martin while the ldb listens on in shock and intrigue like “someone write this down WRITE THIS DOWN”