#shepard no

[agirlwithadiary]

This dialogue option is giving me whiplash. He just told me about his dead wife and I hit him with "I want you" 😂

But he did call me siha so I can live with that 😌❤️

[akiratachimori]

Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?

Joker - Mass Effect 2

Bonus:

"So, Commander, even your asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"

[willreignite]

“...Is it bad to fantasise about hanars being considered fish?”

[lyriumrebel]

So I was playing Mass Effect and... I was just robbed by a shifty looking cow.

All I wanted to do was talk to this shifty looking cow that did not look like a cow and in fact had 2 extra limbs sticking out of it’s chest, just about purse height.

Oh.

Why was Shepard wearing a purse outside her planetary spacesuit?

[rosmaryne]

he’s making that face

[cigarettepacket]

finishing mass effect 3 more like everything is pain and i will never be the same again

[the-iveseensomeshit-club]

Headcanon where Shepard goes to buy an all terrain vehicle and everyone but Wrex and Grunt try to talk her out of it