you are the best butt of all the butts
I will confirm this assumption. I am the best butt of all the butts, yes. I am actually Queen of Butts.
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you are the best butt of all the butts
I will confirm this assumption. I am the best butt of all the butts, yes. I am actually Queen of Butts.
shepard-tsoni replied to your post: shepard-tsoni replied to your post: Oh god it’s...
come on, I saw the opening from ages away and ~GOT TO BED~ IT’S FOUR IN THE MORNING
Ha ha, jeez, okay MOM. XP But seriuosly I'm pretty sure I've done goofed my sleep schedule again WHOOPS.
shepard-tsoni replied to your post: Oh god it’s four in the morning and I have an...
~GO TO BED~
Hahahaha, how did I know this was coming? I even tagged it the first time and everything. I was finishing a fic! And it was really good! And now I'm definitely absolutely positively probably going to bed. :P
shepard-tsoni replied to your post: I missed getting drunk at the boys’ house and now...
this is completely unrelated but MECHANICAL PENIS
I do have one of those and it is most impressive. It is both mechanical, and a penis. Oh god I may be drunk, juuuuuuuuust a little bit.
shepard-tsoni replied to your post: shepard-tsoni replied to your post: Oh god I...
NO DON’T TOUCH HER LEAVER HER ALOOOONE SAAAAM!!!?!?!!! LARRRRRAAAAAAAAA
SAAAAAAMMM? SAM LOOK AT ME! SAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM! ughishipitsomuch
shepard-tsoni replied to your post: Oh god I finished Tomb Raider and akldsfj;asdfjadk...
TOMB RAIDERRRR
TOOOOMMMMB RAAAAAAAIIIIIDERRRRRRR
I love that the entire thing is pretty much just SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
LAAAAAARAAAAAA!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
11 and 7 DO EET
Oh god 7 why. heartbreaking moments would be Virmire, the fade to black instead of a real goddamn romance scene in LotSB, and MORDIN WHY. I sobbed like a small infant because of that stupid Mordin. And as for quotes? Little blue children (*sobs*) or [AGGRESSIVELY TURNS ON TOOTHBRUSH]. Or “I am Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel.”
LITTLE BLUE ONE-EIGHTH KROGAN BABBIES
NO PLEASE.
i CAN’T TAKE THESE FEELS TONIGHT.
IM DIE.