#sherlockedhiddles

[jennarebekah]

My sister's reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Me: STOP READING PORN

Her: NO

[jennarebekah]

sOMTHINS GOIN ON CAN I SMELL YO DICKKKKKKKKKK

IT'S ASHLEY OMG

[jennarebekah]

why u comin home at 5 in the mornin

OMFG THIS IS EITHER ASHLEY OR MARIA EITHER WAY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

[onelovelykat]

Maria ;D

M: Random fact about me - I have the bad habit of chewing on my nails when I'm nervous/anxious. or simply because I'm bored.

A: Age - 21

R: Last movie I've watched - Two Girls and a Guy

I: Eye colour - brown

A: Age - idk. xD

[jennarebekah]

Dear Siblings go go go

Dear Maria, 

Look, I know I call you a ratchet hoe from time to time, and we have our fights about Nathan and Benedict Cumberbatch, but I want you to know that I love you 5eva and I couldn't ask for a better sister. Ah, writing this I'm reminiscing about the times we've had together. Watching Shane Dawson videos, singing Smell Yo Dick, dancing to Gangnam Style...All bring tears to my eyes. 

You can get so fucking annoying, but I love you nonetheless. 

Love, 

the best fucking sister on the face of this planet who looks nothing like you but might as well be your twin sister cuz lets face it we're pretty much the same thing except for you're a little taller than me and your nose is bigger (~:

[jennarebekah]

star lol

2. I like all kinds of music besides Country/Bluegrass *shudders*

TBH LOL LOOK I'M KEWL: i fucking hat you i hat u so much id rather date a spiddder

lol jk ily Maria sistahs 4 lyf~

send me a ★and i’ll post a fact about myself and i’l tell you my honest opinion about you/your blog c:

[jennarebekah]

bitch

slut

[jennarebekah]

i hope some of you don't think I'm a bitch when i talk to sherlockedhiddles cuz she's my sister so i'm allowed to lol