#sherlylock

[donkeybrained-blog]

YES FABULOUS IDEA

hey sheeeb we're having a sleepover

and we can just sit around and complain and laugh and look at present day pictures of child stars

[donkeybrained-blog]

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Caller: Yes, hi. This is Mark from the National Museum of Really Great Art, am I speaking with Sherlylock?

Me: Sherlylock? Really great art? Sorry, but what's this about?

Caller: The picture she drew of a young African American boy with a Shakespearean ruff and milkshakes dancing around his head...It is truly a masterpiece and we want to show it in our museum of really great art.

Me: Oh, right, the rapper!

Caller: You think you'd be up for that...uh...can I call you Sherly?

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not Sherlylock, this is Britsorgtfo...

Caller: Oh, do you have some way I can connect with her?

*I give him the number, he calls, and she agrees and decides to take me to fame with her. We throw our homework in the trash and fly to Paris and drink juice and meet Tyra Banks and she teaches us how to smile with our eyes and become immortal and fly into the sun with the cast of High School Musical*

[donkeybrained-blog]

Where has Marina and the Diamonds been all my life? She's broke me. My emotions are out of control and I just ugh....what is math homework or one direction or sleep? Shelby is the best person I know. Tweet her @sheeeb

[ruthwilson]

[kaiulanis-blog]

12, 13, 14!

12- weird habit you have or somebody has told you you have 

i don't want to say i don't have one because that is a lie. i had some nervous habits a while back like clicking my tongue and a neck jerking thing (lol weird i know idk how to explain it. i think it was an anxiety thing) 

i'm just weird in general.. 

13- what would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself 

everything and nothing. i have a bit of a self-esteem issue but at the same time i also have a superiority complex in which i feel that everybody is dumb and things they say are dumb so if they insulted me i'd be offended in the moment but probably later i'd write it off as their own ignorance. 

14- five things you absolute have to have in your dream house 

A LIBRARY. i mean a shit-ton of shelves because it needs to hold not only my books but dvds too. beauty & the beast library ideally 

yeah a TV. and if we're talking dream house let's throw in one of those fabulous tv rooms with leather couches and an enormous screen 

generously sized fridge/pantry filled with delicious things 

one of those dumb 60s egg shaped seats and it would be my desk chair so that when people came into my lair i could turn around with fingers interlocked in true villain fashion but i would be a groovy villain 

glass floor w/ shark underneath. the only thing i remember about "despicable me"