Tomodatchi living the dream really is made to make crackships come to life.
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Tomodatchi living the dream really is made to make crackships come to life.
Need. Swerve getting folded as Shockwave pounds into him. Blurr is whispering encouraging words, as Shockwave looses himself to that tight minibot valve.
Even Better if he's pregnant and is also begging Shockwave to cum inside while blurr praises him.
The Ego boost that would give him. If Swerve wasn't pregnant he would be. Eh, He can still get Blurr pregnant If he hasn't already.
Making a Sherve ship child as as well, still working on Switch-Stick design.
Hc that Shockwave has like three tenticle like spikes that wrap around eachother to become the length of a warframes spike.
Anyways you all know what that means.
He can fuck them in one at a time. Giving his mate's more time to adjust.
Fucking multiple mechs at once.
Or just raw dogging it, all 3 spikes to get the maximum level of stretch.
Anyways all that I'm saying Shockblurve would be wild. But so would Shockblurr and sherve..
https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/782332627249201152/httpswwwtumblrcomyayasvalveplay7823013780422?source=share
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Swerve realized his mistake immediately. Shockwave’s spike wasn’t just big—it was long. Impossibly long. The kind of length that didn’t stop at the back of the throat. No, it kept going, sliding straight down his intake with terrifying efficiency, the tip pressing against the entrance to his fuel tank like it had a damn map. Swerve’s optics flickered. Oh. Oh no. A hot, thick rush of transfluid flooded directly into his tank, completely bypassing his glossa. He hadn’t even gotten a sip. "MMMMPH!" Swerve’s vocalizer glitched around the obstruction, his servos scrambling against Shockwave’s thighs. The scientist didn’t stop, of course—because why would he? His spike pulsed again, pumping another heavy load straight into Swerve’s fuel lines. When Shockwave finally retracted, Swerve gasped, coughing. "What the—you—I didn’t even—!" He slapped a servo over his tank hatch, feeling the warmth sloshing inside. "That’s cheating!" Shockwave tilted his helm. "Cheating implies a competition. This is a biological inevitability."Swerve groaned. "I wanted to taste it!" "Irrelevant. Your tank is now 37% transfluid." A pause. "Shall we proceed to 50%?" Swerve’s processor short-circuited.
I was not expecting to get something like this so soon AHHHHH thank you again Anon!!!!
https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/780747362571288576/what-if-during-pregnancies-cybertronians-form-air?source=share
hear me out what if while someone is pregnant and they frag you can hear both *CLANG CLANG* while the other is *SQUEAK SQUEAK*
That is adorable and funny at the same time.
Imagining Sherve. Shockwave fucking Swerve and all he is, is *SQUEAK SQUEAK*. None of the LL crew will get sleep because they know he's being fragged.
It's so loud in the quiet of the LL when most of them go to bed.
Swerve would probably apologize but Shockwave won't. He's not sorry about fucking his pregnant mate.
https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/780579010882289664/swerve-will-hate-us-but-whatever-anyway-shockwave?source=share
Ohhhhh the angst potential with Blurr...
Imagine if after some time he feels extremely bad, because basically he made pregnant minibot go on dangerous quest. They can lead to some serious consequences ( because team isn't ready to have a child on the ship) His conscience is eating him up, but he decides that if Lost Light returns and Swerve will be still alive (it doesn't matter if he will have a child or not) he will at least apologize to him.
Lost Light returns.
Swerve is still alive.
However now he has a child and a whole ass giant husband.
Deal with it, Blurr.
Well you see. Blurr left to get energon milk well before Swerve knew he was pregnant.
But it is a cool idea to do for an alternative universe. Where he is told but still leaves.
Both timeliness they messed up by leaving. Letting Shockwave to come in and fill that void.
And Shockwave is such a good doting Sire. When he is courting Swerve. He still was trying his best before. But now that he doesn't have bots constantly watching and waiting for what he'd do next. He can be the sire Swerve needs.
Swerve will hate us, but whatever
Anyway
Shockwave is for sure going to show he's superior to the original sire in every way possible. He ditched, which means the sparkling is HIS!!
No one touches the bitty heheheheh
This will be some kind of horror movie for Swerve. At least for a bit.
But yes the moment he can court Swerve that sparkling is HIS its not that dumb blue racers sparkling. It's HIS.
He lost the right the moment he walked out. He scored such a pretty minibot. Blurr lost.