Oct 12, 2018
Mum calls
Me: mum, have you got my Christmas present yet?
Mum: ...No
Me: good!
Mum: why? Do you need something?
Me: yeah! Some money.
Mum: what for?
Me: I'm getting a new tat
Mum: right and how much is that going to cost?
Me: ... it's a pretty big tat...
Mum: you're not going to tell me it costs something ridiculous like $1500
Me: fuck. Can you read minds?
Mum pulls the phone away from her ear, yells at my step dad. "Honey! Shes gone fucking insane! It's all your fault. You paid for her first tattoo!!!"
Might I add that he did not pay for my first tattoo.. he paid for my second.