#shidded

[sharts-of-narsil]

"Patiently waiting for her dad to stop taking a shit"

[shidded-n-farded]

[badlydrawnhomestck]

[stravacious]

hi everyone I know I haven’t posted in forever but I’m also gonna post my stupid ass tik toks here for u, get ready to be annoyed :)

[currentbias]

Burr, we shidded and we farded and we skeet for the notion of a nation we now get to yeet

[fluorohydrasine]

this website feels like a feverdream why did i create this account and immediately forget about it, i really shouldntve

time to start sarposting though

[murdermattress]

I have mattress that has some stains on it that I'm giving away for free has some juice stains on it have kid so had so e spills and such on it so that why I'm giving away free. It cleaned and disinfectanted. Have used leather loveseat given from friend. Clean apt so all furniture works great just some wear and tear. Must pick up

Summerville, South Carolina

Translation:

How do I explain this murder? My kid (me) spilled about a gallon of juice (blood) so that's why I'm hoping you take it. Taking it to the dump would be too incriminating. I'm hoping you take it from my apartment building so the cops watching me from outside are fooled!

Out of the hundred of free mattresses out there, please choose my murderey mess of a bed. PS - I shidded and farded on this hard.