Jul 24, 2022
Alice: How did you break your leg?
Goro: Do you see those porch stairs?
Alice: Yes.
Goro: I didn't.
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Alice: How did you break your leg?
Goro: Do you see those porch stairs?
Alice: Yes.
Goro: I didn't.
Momoko: I can’t believe I let you go to America! You can’t make it a week as an adult without me.
Goro: I can make it a week!
Momoko: Really? What’s your social security number?
Goro: *long pause*
Goro: 5?
Goro: Hey, Mom, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Momoko: Yes?
Goro: And you, Uncle Shigeno?
Shigeno: Uh, yeah.
Goro: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Momoko: Did he just—
Goro: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Mayumura: What’s updog?
Goro: Toshi! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Goro: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Junior: It’s not water.
Goro: Vodka! I like your style—
Junior: It’s vinegar.
Goro: …What?
Junior: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
Goro: I told Roy to grab snacks for everyone.
Keane, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who here even likes fruit snacks?
Goro, Roy, Kellogg & Sanders: *raise their hands*
Shizuka: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Goro: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
Goro: That was a joke. Say ha.
Keane: Ha.
Goro: Now do it again.
Keane: Ha.
Goro: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.