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Goro: Hey, Mom, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Momoko: Yes?

Goro: And you, Uncle Shigeno?

Shigeno: Uh, yeah.

Goro: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Momoko: Did he just—

Momoko: Goro got into a fight.

Shigeno: That’s bad.

Shigeno:

Shigeno: Did he win?

Shigeno: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches.

Momoko: Just throw them out.

*later*

Shigeno, helping Shingo & Chiharu pack their bags: Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.

Shigeno: There's beer in the cooler.

Momoko: What about for the children?

Shigeno: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.

Momoko: Why don't we just give the kids water?

Shigeno, angrily: I suppose you could do that!

Shigeno: Did Momoko just tell me she loves me for the first time?

Goro: Yeah, she did.

Shigeno: And did I just do finger guns back?

Goro: Yeah, you did.

Shigeharu: It's pretty cold outside… wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Momoko, blushing: Okay.

Shigeno, third-wheeling their date: It's fucking summer.

Shigeno: Hey, Momoko. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Momoko: I like tulips.

Shigeno, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit—

Goro: That shirt looks great, Uncle Shigeno.

Shigeno: Thanks.

Goro: But I bet it would look even better on Mom’s floor.

Shigeno: Are you hitting on Momoko... for me?

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