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shii-ba replied to your post:I passed by this fukkin huge dead snake on the...
this is how I felt when I wanted to show my coworkers a dead raccoon I found its a hard life.
It truly is. I wanted to tell my coworkers about the snake, too, but I thought better of it (without even a flashback sequence this time!)
No one IRL cares about anything cool or good, that’s why I gotta tell the internet
Disappointed
Buisness is pretty decent tonight, young mates and groups of friends sipping drinks and eating. The faint music playing overhead creates a happy and relaxed atmosphere as you check in on people in the kitchen and at the bar. There is a few customers waiting for tables but thankfully you have two trolls sorting and juggling them into open tables and booths. But one in particular looks fuming. An indigo. Great.
Lion can dance if it want to.
Lion can leave its friends behind.
Cause Lion's friends don't dance,
And if they don't dance,
Well they're no friends of mine.
Me and Kip tried thug haikus (we also make fun of the "nice guy". Here's a little snippet:
Kip!: my life is a sham
there is a void in my heart
hoes will never fill
Attatran: my heart it yearns for
the sweet love of my waifu
so i can wreck her
Kip!: the hood is noisy
perfect for popping a cap
in a copper's ass.
Attatran: mah niggash need me
cuz i always got their back
we homeies for lyfe
Kip!: you would not believe
the shade this girl was throwing
rachet girls be cray
Attatran: this girl that i like
is on a date with a guy
imma pop his skull
Attatran: crack his skull* my bad
Kip!: man, you can't just go and mess this up
Attatran: i mean i guess it works either way
Attatran: but pop doesn't sound thug with a cap after it
Kip!: crack does work better
Attatran: I ruined this post
it is not tumblr worthy
i lost all my swag
Kip!: we almost had it
notes brimming at one thousand
fame that slipped our grasp
Attatran: yo dawg so i heard
you like notes but nope suckah
you aint got not post
Kip!: a friend has failed me
i am not sure how to feel
fame is double edged
Attatran: i have failed a friend
i do not deserve my life
on the great tumblr
Kip!: i will forgive you
as our lives have intertwined
sibilings for life
Attatran: an otp we're not
that poor delusional friend
who shipped us too late
Kip!: so much potential
wasted by our sacred bond
the friend zone is real
Attatran: the friend zone is real
but is filled to the brim
with try hard nice guys
Kip!: a fedora sits
it contemplates its meaning
"i am not a crook"
Attatran: "everything i did
it was for her but thats wrong
i just want sex time"
Kip!: wonderful women
intelligent and also
a place for my dick
Attatran: she does not love me
we talked for thirteen minutes
she's a fucking bitch
Drunk girls are druuuuuuuuuunk
Kip stop reading my facebook chats with Mike.
shii-ba replied to your post “Wrote a thing tonight. Gonna type it up and post later.”
yeah you better.
It's up.
shii-ba replied to your post: Kip kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip ...
acceptable.
success
