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send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.
this was most certainly not the norm, aizen sousuke finding his lap suddenly filled by one of the oldest captains of the goteijusantai and especially not one he expected to do this. but perhaps the older captain had had a bit much to drink thanks to the recent celebration of raising a new captain up? a brat of a boy, a so-called prodigy. but either way, he found himself suddenly stuck where he was.
( maybe if he didn’t move, she wouldn’t see him? he was sure he could hear gin snickering somewhere nearby. )
he was too polite, of course, to stand up and upend the woman from her perch but he had perhaps frozen up just a little with the sheer shock of it while he tried to process just what it was that had happened here. was this something that he should have seen coming? was this his fate for the rest of the evening? was he going to be her seat until she saw fit to free him?
oh god. was she going to be like a cat--?
❝ a-ah. are you - are you comfortable, unohana-taichou? ❞
politeness would probably be his saving grace here.















