So we all know bi people gotta slut it up or we’ll be kicked out of the club, but I fail utterly at it, and this embarrassing story illustrates why. So I was the wingwoman/designated driver for a (beautiful) female friend of mine who was trying to boyfriend status an engineer dude we knew. So we were bar hopping in San Jose and we stopped in at a very cramped sports bar so she could show him some sorta artisan beer. While they order their alcohol I’m partying it up at the free water. (Cont...)
(Part2) which basically means standing around staring at the tv screen and watching the sports. Standing in front of me (cuz the place is cramped) is a group of (pretty) girls chatting away. One of them turns & asks me “Are you g(garbled)?” I, thinking she asked, “Are you good” smiled & nodded happily, she asks me if I’m there w/ someone? If you see where this is going, please know I am stupid. I pointed at my beautiful friend. She apologized & left. It took 10 mins for me to figure out why.
🙈aw nooo 😂
i’m sure everything happens for a reason, it just wasn’t meant to be 😂
sleepover friday! (saturday)
