#shinysour

[saiyanandproud]

[ff + A slightly-larger-than-normal block of Tofu]

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled sappy and cheesy fanfiction of themselves and that character.

“Tofu... Tofu, why?! I thought you loved me...!”

“I’m sorry, Mariko. This can’t work. You’re an elite Saiyan Patroller and I’m... I’m just a block of Tofu. I’m not enough. Farewell, Mariko.”

“Tofuuuuu!!!”

“... Seriously?”

[incendixrism]

💖 (Reese?)

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

“Er….Reese?”

“I…don’t think I know the guy well enough to comment. What’s he look like again??”

[mirai-medic]

"Oi, Doc. You alright with spicy meals?" (Red Hot Chili Pepper)

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food?

“Honestly...?” Lee chuckled, “I haven’t tried yet. I guess the reputation puts me off long before the actual spice.”

“You’re not getting me anywhere close to a ghost pepper though. Fuck that noise.”

[miraiearthlingwxrrior]

"Can Rugi call nice lady Ven-Ven?"

"You'd be surprised at how many people actually call me that, so sure, why not?"

[androidx22]

👊 "I hope you're ready..." (Holds up a Large, Poofy Pillow) "...FOR A PILLOW FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

blasts him into oblivion

[medium-green]

🌋(Reese)

(Blurting out the first thing that comes to their mind!)

“Reese!!!! You’ve gotta be the world’s nicest guy, you know that? Have you ever found someone who hates you?”

[mirai-medic]

Fight? (Flare) *last one i promise*

Send “FIGHT!” and I’ll fill out the fields below as if our characters where fighting in a fighting game!

Intro Quote(Versus): “I… don’t think we’ve met before… but you seem raring for a fight, so I guess I’ll ask you when you’ve cooled off.”Intro Quote(Team Up): “I don’t know who- or what- you are, but you seem friendly… Just try not to die, alright?”Taunt: “Can you chill now? I’m trying to talk here.”Special Attack: “Heads up, sir!”Assist: “Can you help me? PLEASE?”Ultimate Attack: “Maybe this will make you fucking listen, asshole!”Ultimate Team Attack: “Just give them all you have!”Win Quote(Versus): “You calm now? Cause I think its time you explained a few things.”Win Quote(Team Up): “Hot damn! Not bad moves you busted out, sir, but I don’t think I caught your name…”Lose Quote(Versus): “Grk- Kami’s asscheeks… who are you?”Lose Quote(Team Up): “Fucking- Shitstains… Just… get out of here, I’ll catch up.”Knock Out Quote(Team Up Self): “Why- why is there so much fire?”Knock Out Quote(Team Up Partner): “Shit- Sir, just get back! I can handle this!”

[mirai-medic]

Fight! (Reese)

Send “FIGHT!” and I’ll fill out the fields below as if our characters where fighting in a fighting game!

Intro Quote(Versus): “I’ve always wanted to see Hera strength firsthand. Come at me, Reese!”Intro Quote(Team Up): “Alright, Reese… Lets get this done!”Taunt: “What are you waiting for? Hit me already!”Special Attack: ”DODGE!”Assist: “Reese, NOW!”Ultimate Attack: “How’s this for language?”Ultimate Team Attack: “Ladies and gents, prepare for a Mars Opera! LETS GO!”Win Quote(Versus): “I guess Bojack was talking out his ass back then- N-No offense!”Win Quote(Team Up): “I kinda figured this guy would put up more of a fight than Hirudegarn. Ah well!”Lose Quote(Versus): “Fuck… Yeah, I got cocky… Okay, you got me this round!”Lose Quote(Team Up): “Shit man… I figured we had that one…”Knock Out Quote(Team Up Self): “Hurk- God damn… Reese, you’re up!”Knock Out Quote(Team Up Partner): “Fuck-Reese! I’ve got you, hold on!”