#ship askmeme

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Ei/An and all of the numbers

1) who can outdrink the other?

Surprisingly, Eiji. He did a lot of underaged social drinking because of the social circle he used to run around in. And he probably has tried some weird alcohols while in Africa.

2) who says “I love you” more?

Eiji as well because Ankh is too tsuntsun to say it often 😂

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

Eiji, mostly because he has nightmares of Ankh turning into a broken medal again.

4) who swears more?

Ankh, though he did tone it down when Eiji’s sister was very young.

5) who does more of the housework?

Eiji, of course.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

Neither.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

Ankh, the birb likes to stay warm at night.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

Eiji snores, but Ankh is so used to it because of the time he watched over Eiji as a spirit. Yes, he did that even when Eiji was sleeping. And doing some other things.

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

Ankh. He seems to have an ability to find injured birds and as their (former) king, he feels obligated to nurse them back to health. Eiji can’t find the heart to refuse him

10) who usually makes dinner?

Eiji. Comes from working at the Cous Coussier.

11) who plays their music out loud?

Neither listens to music much. Ankh uses his earphones whenever he does.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

Ankh, of course. He’s the pretty one of them or so he says

13) who gives the most compliments?

Eiji, for same reason as 2)

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

Arguing is practically foreplay for these two, so they both start squabbles from time to time. Not helping is Eiji’s innate stubbornness and Ankh’s self-centered attitude

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

Also practically a form of foreplay for these two, so both. However, Eiji’s sister Akane will embarass both of them even more with side comments about how they’re about to fuck once this happens so they stop doing it.

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

They also enjoy being little shits to each other, so both.

17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?

Eiji. I think he’s that kind of person due to his obsession over helping people including his birb. And his fussiness gets worse once his sister came along because he doesn’t want her getting sick either.

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

Eiji. He’s pretty forgiving of all the crap Ankh pulls on him, even in canon. Perhaps a bit too forgiving. Shintaro gives him crap about it but he couldn’t help himself.

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

Eiji tends to do it a lot. Mostly to reassure himself that Ankh really is there with him.

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

Ankh. Especially in private. It’s those lingering Greeed desires at work. And, well, it’s not his fault that his boyfriend looks really good with just underpants on...

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Ship meme: Ryusei and Tomoko

who wakes up first in the morning

Tomoko, because Ryusei’s body clock is usually messed up by his jet lag (that’s what he gets for working abroad lol)

who’s the first to fall asleep at night

Also Ryusei, for the above reason

what they playfully tease each other over

Tomoko teases Ryusei over him being a little scared over some of her witchy behaviors. As a Kamen Rider and an Interpol agent, he’s seen the worst of humanity and yet he’s scared of being hexed by his wife

Ryusei sometimes teases her on her being a famous writer. She’s sometimes uncomfortable with the attention it brought her. And he also teases her when she writes romantic scenes asking if those are the things she wants them to do

what they do when the other’s having a bad day

When Tomoko is having a bad day it might be better to leave her to her own devices, since that’s when her witchiness is at its height. And no one wants to mess with a very witchy Tomoko for fear of being hexed

Ryusei’s bad days typically have to do with assignments going sideways so usually it’s him calling up Tomoko for advice. Despite it being against protocol, Inga (his partner) looks the other way because she knows she can trust Tomoko and the rest of the KRC.

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments

Tomoko does it in a unique way: she would make a herbal tea meant to ward off bad feelings and give it to Ryusei, who knows immediately what it means. Even though he doesn’t like how it tastes (it’s pretty nasty) he’ll drink every single drop she serves because of her sentiment

Ryusei on the other hand will grovel when he needs to apologize to Tomoko. He doesn’t want her to hate him the way she did when he was revealed as Meteor after he killed Gentaro.

which one’s more ticklish

Tomoko! Ryusei thinks it’s adorable.

their favourite rainy day activities

Cuddling under a blanket together drinking tea and talking quietly

how they surprise each other

Tomoko has a pretty good poker face. She never gives anything away when she wants to surprise her hubby!

For Ryusei, it’s coming home without telling her. He’d just show up to wherever she is just like he did in Movie War Ultimatum and just nonchalantly stand there until she notices.

their most sickening shows of public affection

Speaking of Ultimatum, that incident when Ryusei showed up at Tomoko’s book signing and she stood up to glomp him why didn’t she kiss the heck out of him ended up all over the Net. ‘Bestselling author spotted with mysterious beau at book signing!’

But then that’s topped that a year later when Ryusei, coming off a major mission, sneaks into a livestreamed Q&A forum for Tomoko’s book incognito, gets in line to ask a question... only to reveal himself when his turn comes and for his question to be “will you marry me”. Tomoko barely manages to say yes before she glomps him and kisses him in front of the entire audience

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PhillipxShotarou 1/3/6/7/9

1) who can outdrink the other?

Shoutaro, because Philip is a total lightweight. Even (Aoyama) Akira can outdrink him and he’s what, ten years younger than Philip?

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

Shoutaro, because of the year Philip was gone. They’ve been sleeping in the same bed ever since Philip found out, even though they haven’t realized their true feelings for each other (read: that they are completely head over heels for the other and would very much like to do more than just sleep in the same bed)

6) who forgets their anniversary?

Neither, because the day they count as their anniversary isn’t the day they actually got together. No, they consider the day they became partners- Begins Night- to be their anniversary. And that’s memorable... for various reasons, including Sokichi’s death.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

Philip. He likes staying bundled up at all times, even while asleep.

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

*slams table* Actual. Cat. Whisperer. Hidari. Shoutaro. But he’s not the one finding animals- the animals find him. And he’s too half-boiled to say no to the puppy dog/kitty cat eyes.

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All numbers for Ryusei and Tomoko

1) who can outdrink the other?

Surprisingly, Tomoko! She’s the best at handling alcohol of the KRC.

2) who says “I love you” more?

They don’t really say it much, really. They’re more subtle about how they express their feelings.

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

Neither, Ryusei is almost always abroad on missions so his wife is kinda used to sleeping alone.

4) who swears more?

Probably Ryusei, due to the nature of his job.

5) who does more of the housework?

Tomoko, for obvious reasons

6) who forgets their anniversary?

Neither.

Actually, after they got together, Ryusei sat down with his superiors at Interpol and made it clear that they cannot absolutely send him on a mission on the whole week of his anniversary with Tomoko. They caved because while they can replace Agent Sakuta, they can’t replace Kamen Rider Meteor.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

Ryusei, much to Tomoko’s amusement.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

They don’t snore. They’re too graceful for that lmao

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

Tomoko... though the stray animals she finds are a little... scary. Let’s just say she ain’t a cat whisperer...

10) who usually makes dinner?

Tomoko, again for obvious reasons

11) who plays their music out loud?

Tomoko will occasionally play some classical music for inspiration while she writes.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

Tomoko, because she can’t attain that cute goth look in just five minutes you know?

13) who gives the most compliments?

Ryusei. He thinks the way Tomoko smiles and blushes when he does is adorable.

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

They don’t really have arguments, I think. Tomoko is really understanding of Ryusei, and Ryusei is more perceptive of Tomoko than people think. They do have misunderstandings from time to time but it’s not necessarily caused by them.

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

Neither. They’re both very introverted and private people and they don’t like having the spotlight on them.

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

No one really? I mean, Tomoko canonically called Ryusei “himitsu no spy-san” (literally just “Mr Secret Spy”) but that’s hardly cringeworthy. Ryusei just calls Tomoko by name.

17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?

Tomoko. Ryusei would find it super cute if she wasn’t making him take some super weird home remedy that tastes like he ate moon rocks

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

Ryusei. Tomoko tends to hold a grudge for a while, but Ryusei can’t help but forgive her the moment she looks contrite.

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

Tomoko. Ryusei likes that a lot about her.

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

Tomoko. She misses him a lot, you know?

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What happened when Kiriko announced she was pregnant?

Shinnosuke: spittake, of course

Gou, who finds out via a video chat: drops phone while sputtering incoherently 

Rinna: high pitched squeal of joy

Gen: thumps Shin’s back in congratulations + starts organizing a department baby shower for them

Kyu: is confused

Honganji: ^_^

Krim, who finds out after HeiGen: ^_^

Shift Cars: *assorted happy beeping and honking*

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I’ve been in a OOO funk lately, so Ankh and Eiji for the askmeme!

who wakes up first in the morning

Ankh. Early bird gets the worm- or the ice cream pop, I guess.

who’s the first to fall asleep at night

I think it would be Eiji, since he’s usually exhausted playing with all the kids + helping the villagers + fighting off the bad guys as OOO (they’re basically living full time in Africa at this point).

what they playfully tease each other over

Ankh teases Eiji over his very public love of pantsu, for the obvious reason that it is silly. Later, Ankh teases him about how plainly he spoils his (much) younger sister Akane.

Eiji on the other hand teases him about his ice pop addiction, commenting that he’s gained weight because of it. Ankh is not amused.

what they do when the other’s having a bad day

If Ankh is in a bad mood, Eiji gives him time to cool off. Ankh usually comes to him first, and Eiji would have an or two ice pop ready for him.

Eiji, however, tends to hide it when he’s upset. Even if he is visibly so, he’d refuse to discuss it with Ankh, so it takes quite a bit of convincing for him to talk.

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments

They really don’t? (Them Kamen Riders and their allies... why must they be so emotionally constipated.) Let’s just say they avoid being around water this time...

which one’s more ticklish

Ankh, mainly because he’s not used to the whole “your senses aren’t dulled anymore” thing. He’s still surprised by how much he gets affected by even a light touch. Eiji loves it.

their favourite rainy day activities

Staying in and out of the wet weather. For Eiji, watching Ankh sulk and hiss at the rain is quite entertaining.

how they surprise each other

Eiji is surprisingly hard to read when he wants to be. And Ankh... well, let’s just say kindness has never been his strong point, even years after he came back human.

their most sickening shows of public affection

They don’t really do PDA that often. They do squabble a lot, and that’s how people know they’re into each other. Akane, Eiji’s sister, thinks it’s their version of foreplay.

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All numbers for our Bicon and his robo boyfriend

1) who can outdrink the other?

Chase. Gou isn’t a lightweight but... he’s not an android, either.

2) who says “I love you” more?

Chase, because Gou is a tsuntsun like his nee-chan. And he says it so bluntly that Gou becomes embarassed af

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

Neither. Gou is used to sleeping by himself due to his extended trips abroad while Chase is okay with it either way.

4) who swears more?

Gou, definitely. Chase sees no point in swearing.

5) who does more of the housework?

Chase does more of the housework, mostly because he’s usually the only one in Japan anyway. Gou does help when he’s in town though.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

Neither.

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

Gou. He’s a blanket hogger. Fortunately Chase doesn’t mind.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

GOU

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

Chase. He does have Hidari “Cat Whisperer” Shoutaro for a boss.

10) who usually makes dinner?

Gou sometimes does it, but more often than not Shoutaro ends up feeding them both.

11) who plays their music out loud?

Neither

12) who hogs the bathroom?

Gou. He likes taking the effort for Chase... though tbf he does try to be quick about it.

13) who gives the most compliments?

Chase, in that deep, sexy baritone and blunt tone that leaves no room for argument. Gou blushes every single time...

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

Gou, since he’s the more hardheaded of the two. On the other hand, Chase is so levelheaded about everything that he has no choice but to concede to him. Plus, his nee-chan will murder him.

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

Chase, surprisingly- though it’s more of a case of him not actually knowing why he should be embarassed of showing his affection for Gou to everyone and/or not knowing that what he’s doing is embarassing

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

Neither really does it. Gou is embarassed by them and Chase doesn’t see the point

17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?

Chase, mainly because he rarely gets sick at all

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

Gou... he’s too halfboiled too in love with Chase to stay angry at him when he’s so earnest about everything.

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

Gou. Because his one great fear is losing Chase again.

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

Surprisingly, Chase, much to Gou’s utter mortification and confusion. On the other hand, he doesn’t mind it because Chase is a really, really good lover.

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Best Match: 1,2,3,4

1) who can outdrink the other?

Ryuuga. Buns have a weak tolerance to alcohol lmao

2) who says “I love you” more? Ryuuga, as well.

3) who has trouble sleeping alone? They both do. They canonically sleep in the same bed even before the new world, so they’re pretty used to it.

4) who swears more? Ryuuga of course. The kids picked it up from him, to Sento’s despair.