#ship:convex

[chubfan135]

C.onvex in vex form should be the size of the actual mob, so when they go on a carnivorous rampage they can look like my prev rebloggermelon afterwards... Tiny airborne humanoid creatures drifting around barely able to fly weighed down by a belly several times thheir size hghshfhfh. AND it's swaying and sloshing from their movements.

They could just turn back into player size and that amount of food wouldn't even be visible but they don't wannaaaa, they're freaks like that 🥰

[chubfan135]

What do you think Cubs favourite cake to make is?

What is scars favourite cake to eat? (Ass)

C.ub would probably focus on one kind of cake that fits the vibe of his base each season, he's just that extra & detail-crazy in all his projects... Lava cake in his S4 obsidian volcano, carrot cake for S8's red desert, those rainbow layered cakes in honor of this season's fireworks factory. And S.car's all too happy to be C.ub's assistant, especially since there's plenty to taste-test until C.ub nails the new recipe :3

But of course, S.car is a cat person first and foremost— so his favourite thing to do in the kitchen is "making biscuits", a.k.a, kneading and groping Cub's ass and belly with his Vex claws out 😊🥰

[chubfan135]

Ohh I completely forgot about this because I was so focused on the upcoming hot ones & constantly distracted by Joe and Z.ed's Everything tbh. But uuuh hey computer? Can we get a count on how many times S.car commented about how C.ub is associated with cakes during the Mystery Hermit segment? Because it feels like it was A LOT.

One thing about Cub: he knows his cakes. He loves cake. A man of the cakes, that C.ubfan, yes. He can craft a cake like, bam. Done. No problem. And sure, we know this already. C.ub is a game mechanic freak & part-time speedrunner / mc bingo enjoyer, of course he knows the recipe and has 16 ways to use them in redstone contraptions ready to go at any given time.

But I'm kind of obsessed w how confident yet soft and faraway S.car's voice got whenever repeating this info... Like ok sir, what enchanted cake-fuelled C.onvex orgies are you reminiscing about in the middle of this game, huh? Fantasizing about the aphrodisiac buzz of blue magic blended with sugar; about how much more intense and tangible the world feels when they're stuffed, engorged bellies anchoring their Vex forms to reality and the fascinating physical sensations it offers, for hours at a time...

Or maybe he's literally just daydreaming about C.ub's ass, which is also huge and delicious and magical hell yeah 😊✨