In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
Ship's Cat is a comic about being a cat in space and experiencing new things. It is risograph printed in violet ink on dove-grey and read by unfolding a single sheet of paper. You can buy a copy for $1.
Barnaby "The Butcher" Fortescue III x Edvard Lumiere
Rust On The Harbour x Corazón de Ballena
Voting ended onJun 29, 2025
Propaganda under the cut
Barnaby x Edvard:
“Let Barnaby be Edvard’s Sugar Daddy when it comes to Edvard’s inventions.”
"- the banter of course. real worsties to lovers if you remember edvard and kasimir especially saw him as a liability in the first heist to the point edvard knocked him out
- when barnaby was kidnapped edvard was the only one who saw the value in rescuing him
- edvard spending krimsnight alone while barnaby spends it with his family is big “i have not brought this up to the parents yet energy
- if you ship them, then barnaby slowly poisoning astor is truly the most romantic gesture of all time”
Rust x Corazón:
"Enemies to friends to lovers pirate yaoi, Rust made Corazón a hat after Corazón bested him in a competition in Rust's debut episode and when they were sailing against Liliana and the Otherberts, Corazón literally makes Rust first mate very quickly.”
Over the course of this adventure, Ah Piss' close proximity to Jaune has caused some of his power to be shared. That's why his attacks are more powerful.
Jaune: I know I've told you guys I have only two moms, but I have dreams where I have a third mom... And I can't see her face, but I can hear her voice.... She whispers to me in the darkness... Singing a lullaby...
Jaune: I sometimes try to sing it, but I'm never able to do it with my mouth. Or at least the one on my face.
Jaune: (Looks to Oscar)
Oscar: ...Don't look at me, man. I'm not gonna ask.
Jaune: Do you guys not have an astral mouth? How else do you eat astral burgers?
Watts: ...
Watts: Oh, sorry, I was speaking with my astral mouth. I see you have met my comrades in the Cult of Dentures and Darkness~!
Pyrrha: Nooooooo!
Watts: You see, our cult's ultimate goal is to unlock the true potential of everyone on Remnant; their astral mouths. Only then can they sup upon the fruits of Evernight Castle~!
Jaune: Is that what it's called? Kind of a dorky name...
Watts: W-What?! N-No! The Evernight Castle sounds cool! YOU ARE WRONG~!
Jaune: Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever talked to anyone else with an astral mouth. What's your favorite astral treat~?
Watts: I enjoy supping upon the souls of the recently deceased. The fresh soul is the most delicious~.
Jaune: I agree~!
Oscar: No, Jaune, that's the wrong reaction to what that guy is saying!
Jaune: I once went to a funeral for my grandpa, Penny's dad, and everyone was crying and saying how much they missed him, but he was right there.
Oscar: You mean in the coffin?
Jaune: One of him was there, but the other one was kind of just floating nearby, screaming because no one could hear him!
Jaune: So I got him some punch to cheer him up~! I mean, it was really rude for everyone to ignore him when it was his funeral. (Sighs) I don't understand funerals...
Blake: And let me guess, "And then I ate him"?
Pyrrha: That's what I was going to say.
Oscar: Jaune, buddy, I love you as much as I am afraid of you.
Jaune: Aw~!
Jaune: Also, one of my mom's really likes the term funeral because it has both fun and feral in it. But every time she tried to bring it up, my other mom would get really mad, and she'd say it was really inappropriate.
Neptune: (Hispanic accent) You have not used me in a while, so I'm fighting you now~! Oh, wait, this isn't the accent I'm supposed to-
Pyrrha: You're not Niptuney!
Mercury: (Wipes away disguise) So, you've figured me out? Well done, Jaune! You've done well to make it this far~!
Weiss: Do I hear the sounds of (Rolls in tank) COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT~?
Jaune: Guys, check out this ability~! Hey, Mercury~!
Mercury: Wha-
Jaune: (Uses TIME BREAK) STOP.
Mercury: (Frozen in time)
Jaune: ...Cool~!
Tock: I'm also a member of the Cult of Dentures~! I told those fools that they would never be able to stop you with their flat teeth-
Jaune: (Uses TIME BREAK, Freezes Tock) You stop that!
Jaune: Phew! I don't have a grasp on these time powers yet. I hope I don't-
Oscar: ...J- Jaune? ...UH OH.
Roman: I'm glad this one here is paralyzed! These cultists are not the bee's knees~! They're the bee's teeth, and bees don't have teeth, so get rid of them~!
Tock: (Sent flying)
Jaune: -displaced in the time strea- Oh no! Did I hiccup five minutes in the future?
Velvet: (Ascended, Buff like Blake) WE MEET AGAIN, MY SISTER~! I see we've both assumed our next- (Blake glares) Oh gosh, you're really scary now! You probably don't even recognize Trifa now~!
Blake: (Looks at Deery) Trifa, you actually look more normal.
Deery: (Leans forward, Snaps neck to side)
Trifa: (Speaks from antler) PLEASE, IT'S WORSE NOW~!.
Blake: I was gonna say there's some downsides to being half-human, but it's ALL downsides. The worst part is the lack of self-confidence and the inability to forget your past mistakes-
Trifa: I'M DYING NOW~! GOOD-BYE~!.
Blake: Oh, yeah...
Roman: Y'know, Kitty, I know that sounds rough, but it'd make for some great song fodder~!
Brother of Darkness: And so I reveal to you my final form, Jaune~!
Brother of Darkness: AT THE ZENITH OF THE WORLD, WE BATTLE~!
Jaune: ...Do I know you?
Brother of Darkness: Wh- Tyrian! We're all part of the same cult!
Jaune: THERE'S A CULT?!
Neptune: Okay, Blake, I know this might not be the best time to talk seriously about this with you~...
Blake: It's kind of hard to have a serious conversation with you when you're putting on that fake vampire voice, but go for it.
Neptune: V- Vat are you talking about? This is my normal voice~!
Blake: No, I've heard your normal speaking voice, and you don't normally sound like that.
Neptune: (Uses TRIP'N'FALL)
Blake: Alright, what do you want?
Neptune: Alright, Ah Piss, what was I supposed to say? I wrote it down in permanent marker on my gloves, but they're also black, so I can't remember what they said and-
Oscar: My god- Just tell her how you feel, like-
Neptune: HOW YOU FEEL~!
Oscar: NO! OOOH~! Look at me! I want you to pay attention to what I'm going to say, like the whole thing, and don't just dive in! Okay? Now... Tell her the feelings that you are experiencing when you're around her, and how they are positive.
Neptune: I... feel... GOOD WHEN I'M NEAR YOU~!
Neptune: I-I see that you like music. My interests are- (Looks at glove) DAMMIT~!
Oscar: Oh my god! Here! I wrote it on my hands!
Neptune: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ~!
Oscar: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD~!
Blake: (Knocked out)
Oscar: Look, she's been rendered unconscious! I hope you're happy!
Neptune: Pyrrha! Pyrrha, you have to wingman me! Jaune, revive her from beyond the grave~!
Oscar: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! "Pyrrha wingman"? What the FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING?!
Neptune: ...I-I... (Sobbing, Normal voice) I'm sorry, man! I'm so sorry! I've been trying for months, and I can't just get this STUPID VAMPIRE VOICE~!
Oscar: (Groans)
Neptune: And it's so hard to talk with these stupid fangs in my mouth and on my head and-
Oscar: Okay, look, I'm sorry I yelled at you. Like, listen, I've been on this ride with you for all these months, too, man...
Brother of Darkness: I feel like I'm being ignored...
Oscar: YOU- YOU JUST WAIT!
Brother of Darkness: ...Alright.
Neptune: I can't do this anymore! 'M OUT! (Picks up Blake, Flees)
Oscar: NO, NEP- GET BACK HERE!
Oscar: Oh, I am SOOOOOOO turning evil after this post!
Jaune: (Frozen solid)
Oscar: JAUNE! BUDDY! Oh, geez, I can't believe it's all up to Ah Piss... I've already got all the help I need, thanks to everyone around me... Everything Jaune's done for me... I'll use these words of ENCOURAGEMEEEENT~! (Casts DZY)
Cinder: What?! (Hits self) OH MY GOD! IT'S SO ENCOURAGING~!
Raven: (Lazily) I am shocked.
Oscar: I can do this... It's all thanks to Jaune~! (Casts DEF) I'll protect myself using my new SELF-CONFIDENCE~! (Hit by 1-Hit-Kill blow) NOT EVEN HALF MY AURA! GET ON MY LEVEL, SCRUB-LORD~!
Brother of Darkness: (Died during the fight)
Jaune: Raven, your master is dead! I can see his delicious ghost floating over there! YOU'RE FREE~!
Raven: Oh, he was merely a puppet. I am the true evil mastermind. Me, High Raven.
Jaune: HI, RAVEN~!
Raven: Hello...
Jaune: C'mon, Ah, we can do this~! We can defeat the TRUE, SECRET MASTER OF EVIL~!
Oscar: My name is Ah Piss, and I am ready to help my best friend in the whole wide world~! (Hit by strange magic) AAAAARGH! (Hacks) Oh god, I'm coughing up teeth! I didn't even know I still had teeth!
Tyrian: The curse takes effect~! If you cannot defeat Raven in this next blow, your entire body with calcify into teeth~!
Oscar: (Just a head on a giant tooth) Hey, uh, Jaune? Not to rush or alarm you, but I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!
Jaune: Don't worry, Ah Piss, it's just like my Mom used to say...
Ruby: If you're turning into teeth...
Ruby: All you gotta do is BE-LEETH~!
Oscar: WHAT?! THAT CAME UP?!
Jaune: (Already beat Raven)
Oscar: ...Wait, was that our victory speech?! Hang on, time out, I WANT A DO-OVER!
Brother of Darkness: I'm dead~!
Jaune: Don't worry, I'll revive you~!
Brother of Darkness: (Tyrian's soul shoved in, Coughs at his revival)
Jaune: (Lifts hand to the dark, cloudy sky, Pushes clouds apart to reveal sunshine)
From A Drop in the Water, Eve and Q share a bottle of wine and an annoyed fondness for one James Herbert Bond.
Rated M | 10.6k words | 5/9 Chapters
Peebles and Tiddles?" Eve had asked.
"I, ah, went through a bit of a phase as a child, learning about ships' cats, especially during WWII. Tiddles was actually born at sea, aboard the HMS Argus, and then was aboard the HMS Victorious. Peebles served aboard the HMS Western Isles, and he could shake hands, jump through hoops. These two I'm afraid can't do anything but lounge about and shred my potted plants."
Eve laughed, then knelt down to extend a hand to Tiddles.
"Why would such a gorgeous beastie need to debase themselves with silly tricks? Hm, my darling? You are far too refined for such a thing," she purred.
"Don't you dare enable them," Q admonished.
For @anyawen as part of FTH 2025.
(As a treat, here is the OG Peebles jumping through Lieutenant Commander R H Palmer's clasped arms on board HMS Western Isles in 1944. You're welcome.)
