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So I hand delivered this little lady to Ripley's Believe it or Not in Queensland the other week. She was one of my favourites. I chose her to stay close by so I can visit her whenever I'm in town. Also cos @cathcath01 wanted me to! So holidays for you too Cath? The rest of the foxes are being boxed up and shipped out this week! So many goodbyes for me to say. ...... ! If only they could hear 😉 . . . . #taxidermy #taxidermyart #anthropomorphictaxidermy #anthropomorphictaxidermyart #fox #whatdoesthefoxsay #shiphat #marieantoinettehat #madeinmelbourne #melbourneartist (at Ripley's Believe It or Not!)

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Forestdanger: Hello this is Forestdanger is demure-alarm available

Of the Old Bridge: Sure I will give him the drone thanks for taking a pic with us btw!!!! here he is!!!

demure-alarm: demure-alarm is in the cargo crew

Forestdanger: Hello demure-alarm I am Forestdanger I am the nurse who you took that picture with

Forestdanger: May I ask you a question

demure-alarm: demure-alarm continuously in time in the cargo crew with a possibility of not located in time.

Forestdanger: Are you a male or female

demure-alarm: typical to determine all identified demure-alarm or facsimile it can be identified by laying eggs if fertilized.

Forestdanger: Thank you

Forestdanger: Give the drone to Of the Old Bridge please

Of the Old Bridge: Hey did you get what you needed or do you need help???

Forestdanger: Hello

Forestdanger: You had done demure-alarms paperwork yourself right

Of the Old Bridge: Hey do you need to see demure-alarm again is everything ok?????

Forestdanger: No everything is fine

Of the Old Bridge: Yeah I did it!

Of the Old Bridge: I left a lot blank because I don't know!??!

Forestdanger: Comparing what we found in the examination against what medical information exists for her species and in interview with her a moment ago we have determined that demure-alarm is biologically and seems to identify as female

Of the Old Bridge: oh huh I always figured he was a dude????

Forestdanger: She has an eggpouch and identified as egglaying when I questioned her

Forestdanger: If this was something she was hiding I would not want to break her confidentiality without her consent but with the translation difficulties it is very difficult to get explicit consent from her in anything

Of the Old Bridge: Oh ok I mean I was never sure or nothin and in my language you use male for big things and female for little things when you don't know and it works most of the time?

Forestdanger: Dr Stormcurrent had suspected the issue was you had assigned demure-alarm a male gender as a default yes

Of the Old Bridge: Uh should we get her her own room or something I mean should she really be sleeping in my bed uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Of the Old Bridge: or maybe I shouldn't be sleeping in HER bed?!!??!?!

Forestdanger: I do not know if we could effectively communicate to her the reason for separating you but if you are uncomfortable sharing a bed with her we can do what we can

Forestdanger: Although she is the one making the choice to sleep in your bed with you isnt she

Of the Old Bridge: uhhh I will try to talk to her I guess thanks for telling me???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Forestdanger: I hope it does not cause any problems in your friendship

Forestdanger: If you have any issues or concerns at all please contact me

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Of the Old Bridge: Hey is this the nurse? I just read my message about how I was supposed to do a physical like two days ago.

Of the Old Bridge: I hope I'm not in trouble I got really lost in the park!!

Forestdanger: I asked Wendy where you were and she said you were lost in the forest and she was too lazy to find you so it is her fault

Forestdanger: Come in sometime tomorrow and we can give you your checkup

Of the Old Bridge: She told me to go to the wall but when I went to the wall after demure-alarm found me we were on the wrong side of the park from where my room is!!! so we decided to cross the park to get to the other side and that took like all day!!! super sorry!

Forestdanger: It is okay

Forestdanger: Your species walks very slowly doesnt it

Of the Old Bridge: Not really!!

Forestdanger: Did you get lost on your way back

Forestdanger: The next time you get lost you should harass Wendy and make her escort you out

Forestdanger: She is never busy enough do not be afraid of having her rescue you

Of the Old Bridge: Yeah! We got distracted! Also as a male my species does walk really slow compared to as a female! Like over flat ground you know.

Of the Old Bridge: I mean I didn't see your message also so I didn't really think I had anything important to do today?

that's my fault though because I did!

Of the Old Bridge: Hope I didn't put you out!

Forestdanger: It is okay I have enough to keep me busy

Forestdanger: It is still Wendys fault for not getting you

Of the Old Bridge: She looks down I just looked at her blog I hope she's ok???

Forestdanger: I have never encountered one of your species up close but we have access to an excellent medical database so do not worry

Forestdanger: Far-Wend is dealing with depression but she has gotten better at handling it I think she will make it through

Of the Old Bridge: Well I hope she gets better she seems pretty cool!!!

Of the Old Bridge: Is there anything I can do tonight to help you so I don't take up too much of your time tomorrow??? Like is there anything that you have to ask me or whatever unless that's a bother?!??!?!

Forestdanger: Your friend demure-alarm also needs to come in for a check up it would be easiest if you two came together

Forestdanger: We do not have very much information on your friend demure-alarm so Doctor Stormcurrent will be helping in his checkup

Forestdanger: But there is a significant translation barrier that we will encounter

Forestdanger: You are able to communicate with him more easily right

Of the Old Bridge: yeah! Like ok I'll be honest I don't know what he's saying most of the time as in ok let's see if I can explain it. I don't know what his words translate as necessarily but if I'm right there I can see what kind of expressions he's making like body expressions or whatever and I can usually get across what he's trying to do. he doesn't talk a lot because let me tell you I don't think he understands what we're saying most of the time either but you know demure-alarm is just wild it's great!

Forestdanger: Do you think he would be comfortable having you there for the examination to help communicate

And would you be comfortable doing that

Of the Old Bridge: yeah I mean listen I'm not very bright though to be honest! but yeah demure-alarm gets kinda uncomfortable when I'm not around because I can help him navigate if that makes sense so he usually wants me around. I mean the other thing is that he doesn't uhhh like think that he has to do things himself???? like he doesn't really like think of himself interacting with people other than me in the sort of way that everybody else does???? I don't know how to explain it.

Forestdanger: I am not sure I understand how you mean could you elaborate and or provide an example

Of the Old Bridge: ok so he's in the cargo crew. If somebody tells him to unload a box he'll do it if you can get it across what you want him to do but he'll be really confused and uncomfortable that you told him to do it, but if you don't tell him to do anything he'll just help me after watching what I'm doing. Like he knows I'm working and he wants to help me out but he doesn't think he is supposed to be unloading stuff???

Of the Old Bridge: Like he really doesn't get how people interact with each other.

Forestdanger: So would he be more comfortable receiving instructions or information through you as proxy

Of the Old Bridge: well like not really? What do you mean like what kind of stuff specifically???

Of the Old Bridge: Like if you want to do like a physical just let him feel on your ears and you can move him around or do like a blood pressure take his temperature or whatever you need to do.

Forestdanger: Oh that is a lot more easy than I was worrying it would be then

Of the Old Bridge: or like if I do it enough times or somebody else shaped right is doing a thing enough times he will probably do it too.

Of the Old Bridge: yeah he doesn't mind physical contact he likes to touch people. Like he wraps around me at night to sleep??? haha

Of the Old Bridge: like I said he's wild!

Forestdanger: He sounds very wild

Forestdanger: Tomorrow we will make sure he is as healthy as he is wild

Forestdanger: And you as well

Of the Old Bridge: I'm probably in pretty good heath but I guess it never hurts to make sure!??!?!

Of the Old Bridge: Thanks a lot hope I didn't bother you too much tonight!!!!

Forestdanger: Crownhorn law also require we ensure no one in a mixed species working location may have diseases that other aliens may acquire although the odds of it are very low

Forestdanger: Having a detailed medical record of the crew also allows us to identify if any vital information changes and address problems before they become serious

Of the Old Bridge: Yeah! I think demure-alarm doesn't even have the ability to catch other diseases because of his weird guts???? He has literally never been sick and we been together for like six years or something??!?!? I hope I don't have space worms or something!!!

Of the Old Bridge: One time he threw up when he ate some fruits somebody left in a box outside??????

They were like shaped kinda like kidneys?????

Of the Old Bridge: I told him it's probably not safe to eat them but I was eating them so after a while he just had to try a little???

Of the Old Bridge: I felt SO bad you have no idea!!!!!!!!

Forestdanger: I would think that might just be his body rejecting food he cannot digest properly yes

Is he aware of the intergalactic food categories

Of the Old Bridge: Yeah he just barfed it back into the box no problem. Yeah he checks that stuff when he gets food. i can eat everything he can tho a lot of the times we eat the same stuff or he just like wants me to eat some of his food so I usually get stuff he can eat most of the time because he wants to have some of what I'm eating???

Of the Old Bridge: Or I'll get something he can eat with something I want to try so he can have that off my plate if he can't eat it????

Forestdanger: Kitchen crew has already been forwarded your digestive categories so they will do their part in making sure you do not eat anything that sends you over to us in medical

Of the Old Bridge: haha yeah! I am pretty careful but as long as it wont get me sick I want to give it a taste you know??? I love aliens so I like to learn about their food and culture and all that

Forestdanger: I can relate we travel around a lot we get to see and taste all sorts of things

Of the Old Bridge: Oh not to be rude but do you have long ears or big ears or whatever like I don't know what species you are or nothing sorry if that comes off as rude!!!

Forestdanger: I am a ravagebeast my ears are particularly long I imagine it will be my ears demure-alarm will be touching during his examination

Of the Old Bridge: yeah he's super into that! But that's great about the travel I don't see super good but I do love to taste things!!!!!!!!! So does demure-alarm he's got a real long tongue he will sample stuff with it if you don't keep an eye on him haha!!! I never met a ravagebeast so this is exciting for me!!!!! And it will be exciting for demure-alarm too he loves to meet new aliens but he always sticks with me in the end haha!

Forestdanger: Well I hope we will be meeting you tomorrow for your check ups just follow the signs for medical they are green if you are capable of color differentiation

Of the Old Bridge: Me and demure-alarm will be there have a good night doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forestdanger: Haha Im not a completed doctor yet but maybe someday goodnight