arx if we are talking about kirishima Wearing things what about knee-high socks. stockings. anything. on his legs.
Hello today I would like to speak with you about big brick house kirishima who is a little Soft over all his muscles losing a bet and having to wear this skimpy ass halloween costume to a Halloween party idk let’s say a cat or something but it is Revealing and he is Self Conscious about how short it is and how much of his thiccc thighs it shows, and to make matters worse it comes with these fucking sheer black lace topped stockings that just draw more attention to them and also he has a largish scar from a villain fight that peeks out of the top of one of them and yeah he’s kind of a blushing embarrassed mess but he’s a Manly dude so he’s not backing out of this deal
Cue bakugou showing up late to this party only because kirishima had asked him to come (before kiri knew what he’d have to wear) and he’s grumbly bc he didn’t really wanna go but what can u do when the sunshine itself asks you to go to a party with him. Anyways he can’t find kirishima at first so he gets a drink and is slowly sipping his beer out of a stupid red solo cup and when kirishima walks in and he looks up he literally just,,, drops this half full cup of beer all over himself and he stares for a good ten seconds before even realizing what he’s done then he’s a flustered mess cursing and cleaning it up trying to look anywhere but kirishimas fucking legs and think about anything other than the way those stockings would feel on either side of his head as he thanked kirishima profusely for crushing him to death with his thighs
Bakugou spends the evening with a death grip on his solo cup glaring at the wall while he drinks and drinks and drinks on the couch (maybe if he’s Drunk he will want to Die less from looking at Kirishima) but meanwhile he doesn’t notice his bro his crush his roommate getting increasingly uncomfortable from the attention until kiri comes over and is just quietly like “hey can we go home now?” And Katsuki’s Protective Not Boyfriend instincts flare up instantly so he grabs his hand and yanks him out of the party and wow upon standing he realizes he is a bit past Tipsy but this is about eiji not him
So they walk (in somewhat straight lines) quietly for a while before Katsuki glances at him sideways and is like “so... what’s wrong?” And kiri starts in about how he’s way too big and scarred to be in something like this and he’s self conscious about the way his lil rolls come up over the top of this outfit and the way the bands of his stockings strain around his thighs and drunk bakugou attempts to be a good friend and listen but eventually he just snaps and is like ENOUGH ei you’re so fucking pretty I cannot stand it and literally all I’ve thought about all night is getting my hands on your thighs in those god forsaken fucking stockings so PLEASE JUST STOP
and kiri is like ‘wat :o’ and cue a big confession scene and they don’t Do anything together yet because bakugou is drunk but kirishima is so fucking endeared that when he changes out of the costume he leaves the stockings on for him and lets bakugou lay in his lap on the couch and Bakugou falls asleep literally with his arms around his thighs in a bear hug and absolutely refusing to let go and poor baby kirishima is sore in like twelve spots the next day because he couldn’t bring himself to move because it was so cute and it was the best he’d felt about his body in a long time
Wow ok end this was a lot
