You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You donât have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

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You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You donât have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.
I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva
hello allo person in a fandom. letâs play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and youâve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.
mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset
âwe live in an uncaring universeâ yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend
they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program
I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)
Occtis Tachonis has been sighted waiting for his turn to walk down the turret stairs!
Anyway here is my take:
I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie
I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.
Here are my opinions:
The Odyssey should be a musical but âïžonly some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? đ ââïž
Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.
Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps
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no credit? good credit? bad credit? are you dead? ghost credit
text: credit so bad, your dog won't co-sign?
Occtis Tachonis has been sighted with the Fabulous Killjoys!
At some point on the journey back to Erid, Rocky gets around to asking Grace exactly why he was so mesmerised by seeing the astrophage in the Petrova line.
Grace describes it as best he can, but all he can really manage to get across to Rocky is that he was surrounded by small floating lights.
Later on, Grace is talking about the stars and how important they've been to human cultures for millennia. âWhat do the stars look like, question?â Rocky wants to know.
Oh, y'know, they're a bunch of small floating lights.
There's a disco ball on the Hail Mary. Grace says it's there because it âmakes me happyâ. âHow does it make Grace happy, question?â Rocky wants to know.
Oh, it creates the illusion that he's surrounded by small floating lights.
Rocky begins to do some research.
Glitter: a substance invented by humans to make things look like they're covered in small lights.
Human jewellery: mostly involves gemstones or polished metals, designed to reflect small lights.
Christmas lights. Candles. Lanterns. Fireworks. Glowsticks. Glow in the dark paint. Rocky is beginning to notice a pattern here, statement.
It takes Grace a fucking while after getting to Erid to notice that a lot of the gifts he's receiving from grateful Eridians are either a) sparkly, b) incredibly shiny, or c) fitted with lights.
While the last one is obviously a concession for his human light sense, he's confused about the former two. Are Eridian materials usually this shiny? Is there some quality about sparkly or highly polished surfaces that makes them sound better? Or is there something about Eridian geology/metallurgy that makes their materials like this?
He asks Rocky about it.
âSimple. I tell people humans like lots of small lights. Humans are easy to make happy.â
Grace kind of wants to protest that humans are much more complicated than that.
But honestly⊠it fucking works. Like yeah the polished gemstones, shiny metals and glittery rocks are beautiful. Yes those Christmas lights you put up around the house did markedly improve my mental health, Rocky. Thank you, I hate it.
Grace spends a lot of time trying not to think about whether his species' urge to explore the cosmos (that saved their planet and nearly killed him several times) is tied to the same instinct that made his students like glitter gel pens.
On a somewhat related note, if you haven't heard of Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919 -- look it up. It's INSANE.
The American mindset, that being distantly related to a farmhand who left in 18-something, somehow means you have meaningful claims to a country's citizenship is unironically insane.
Thatâs literally how German citizenship works currently lol
If my direct ancestors had registered at a German consulate when they came to the US I would already be going through the process of getting German citizenship. The only reason Iâm not is that they were poor and didnât have time for it.
Poverty cuts off oneâs ties to the old country and makes people say you have no claim to it. Interesting, that.
You know until relatively recently German citizenship only followed the father? Meaning someone born outside of Germany to a German mother and non German father had no right to citizenship.
These rules are made up. Theyâre stupid rules. Citizenship requirements for residence somewhere are stupid. Iâm not allowed to live in a place that I have cultural ties to and have family living there. Is that not stupid? Like whatâs your requirements for who deserves to live in a place?
My partnerâs dad is exploring Italian citizenship and interestingly enough his grandfather had to renounce his Italian citizenship when he was naturalized an American - but his grandmother didnât have to because she was a woman. If your ancestor renounced citizenship you canât claim descent but if they didnât you can. So currently the familyâs citizenship case rests on a sexist legal loophole from the early 1900s.
Ah, citizenship law. I hate it so much.
I wonder if that 'Only men' rule had something to do with conscription, since only men could be conscripted, what if they had two citizenship from opposing countries? But just a wild guess.
Thereâs actually an ongoing issue regarding a Togolese family descended from a German man married to a Togolese woman arguing the family isnât entitled to German citizenship because Germany didnât recognize interracial marriage at the time.
You know thatâs a pretty bad look for a country supposedly trying to restore citizenship to as many people as possible to correct their past wrongs. I mean Germany does plenty of other stuff to have a bad look just like any other country but this is definitely one of them.
Oh btw I forgot to mention. If any of yâall are descendants of Jewish holocaust survivors, whether your ancestors were German citizens or not, you might qualify for German citizenship so you might wanna look into that to see if it applies to you. Doesnât matter the gender of your ancestors either because theyâre working on restoring citizenship to people who lost it because of the stupid woman rule.
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it