#shippertalk

[wacnordo]

mike probably thinks that cunnilingus is another word for idiot and probably called someone that one time and it just got really awkward and he didn't know why until chuck had to tell him later

[wacnordo]

Mike sits down on the couch and holds his head in his hands. He'd never defeat Kane, even after all that he'd done to him. Mike felt that it was all hopeless and just wanted to scream. 

Chuck notices Mike's distress and sits down next to him, putting a comforting hand on his shoulder. "It's ok, Mike. Just let it out, man."

"Argh! Stupid Kane. What a... a dingus!" He cried, leaning onto Chuck.

"You can do better than that," Chuck said.

"He's such a... DUNKASS!"

headcanon: mike has the worst swears/insults ever

[wacnordo]

mikes feeling down one day because the responsibility of protecting motorcity gets tiring and stressful sometimes so julie pulls up in 9lives and says 'get in loser we're going shopping' and treats him to some rad new clothes to cheer him up

[wacnordo]

an au where the burners sneak into a beauty pageant in deluxe to try to get to Kane since hes judging it. they decide to enter as the opposite sexes to make themselves less recognizable with clothes and wigs and whatnot. they all have to strut down the catwalk in their dapper clothing before sneaking into kanes office and Kane almost recognizes mike but he turns on his high heels and flashes him a bit to distract Kane from looking at his face before walking back down the catwalk and joining the other burners in the dressing rooms to continue their mission

[wacnordo]

Headcanon: All men in motorcity wear dresses and skirts when they're partying or clubbing. It's just considered normal. "Dude, strappy and sleeveless is the way to go!" / "It looks fuckin' awesome on you, man. What d'you think, though? Should I have gone for a shorter skirt?"

oh i think i read a fanfic like this. eh, not exactly my cup of tea but im sure the motorcity tag'll like it

[wacnordo]

in all honestly i think mike cusses like a sailor but he can't because he knows hes supposed to be the leader and wants to set an example so every once in a while he'll let one slip and everyone will just look at him in shock

[wacnordo]

'dingus' is one of mike's favorite insults

[wacnordo]

dutch, by default, appreciates different forms of art the most out of all the burners. it's to be expected. he lives and breathes the stuff

so the burners take him to an underground art exhibit that's all kinds of art. some modern, some street, some misc, some crap made out of old car parts and all that. 

dutch is super grateful and super into the art, understanding and appreciating all the pieces while the rest of the burners follow along, not always entirely sure of what they're looking at. texas occasionally looks at things and says, 'texas could do that in like, five seconds' and dutch has to explain that the art means something and that it's not just junk and texas just grumbles while the rest of the burners nod and pretend to understand what theyre seeing.

it's one of the greatest bdays ever for dutch