YANDERE CLASSMATE X READER WHO SECRETLY SHIPS HIM WITH ANOTHER CLASSMATE
Tw: bad English, not really good (sorry), shipping, kinda chaotic to be honest, people making assumptions
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You were nomming at your pencil while looking at those two.
They were two of your classmates, two not too bad looking guys who just looked too close to be just friends.
When they arrived at school they held hands, during break they shared snacks and even during gym class they were always close, helping each other out.
There was only one reason for two guys to do such close contact activities without making weird comments, you thought: they must have been lovers.
For how much time, though, you did not know.
In the meanwhile one of the guys you were looking at was sweating, noticing your oh so lovely staring as he dreamed of you, who maybe were looking at him because of his handsomeness, maybe asking him out.
Well, at least he hoped you were looking at him, but you could also be looking at… that other guy.
He was only close to that guy because he offered the perfect cover for taking photos of you: he wasn’t too big so, whenever your Yandere wanted to take photos with you in the background, he just had to position his friend close to you and shoot the photo.
Obviously, it was hard being his friend, he was clingy, kinda annoying and always forgot his food so, to keep up the charade, your Yandere classmate always had to give him food, trinkets and whatnot.
But, if he was somehow an obstacle that your Yandere classmate had to overcome in order to get to you, well, let’s just say it wouldn’t be a problem to *dispose* of him… even eternally.
If possible, though, he would have preferred to not have to use such drastic measures.
One day, your Yandere classmate, still in doubt about your attraction to him or his “friend”, decided that he had to approach you.
He took his chance when he saw you searching for your pencil that had fallen under your desk.
He took the pencil, gave it to you and nonchalantly asked: “I often see you looking at my friend and me… Is there anything you wanted to ask to either of us?” He put the emphasis on ‘Me’ hoping to get asked out, but you just laughed.
“Oh yeah, I just wanted to say that you guys are really really cute together! But, if it’s not too personal, for how much time have you two been together?” You asked innocently with a bright smile.
Your Yandere classmate felt as if the world Collapsed on him…
You couldn’t be serious…
He tried to recompose himself and smiled forcefully.
“My… what now? We are just friends!” He exclaimed, fake laughing.
“Oh come on, man!” You patted him on his shoulder “I know what you are, ya can’t lie to me!”
In his head, your Yandere classmate was just… kinda desperate.
This was way worse than you having a crush on his friend.
“No, really, I’m not into him!” He said as He tried to explain himself.
You smiled at him, trying to look as trustworthy as possible.
“You don’t have to pretend to be straight with me, man! I’m not homophobic or anything like that!” You tried to confort him “I really really support your relationship with him! If you need anyone to talk to if you have… ya know… problems with other people laughing at you… just come to me! I’ll mess them up so badly they will never dare to look at you or your partner again!”
Now, your Yandere classmate would be kinda touched by your being a really decent human being if it wasn’t that you were kinda very wrong.
Like, extremely wrong.
Like, you couldn’t be further from the truth.
So, he looked at you, showed a pained smile and said “You got it wrong… he is not my partner…”
And so you launched him THE STARE.
“He is… your side-chick, no… that’s for girls… side-buddy?” You asked, kinda shocked.
Your Yandere Classmate was losing hope in all of humanity the more you spoke.
He sighed “no, no he isn’t my side-buddy… I am in no way in love with him, to be more honest, I would prefer to eat a thousand ghost chilly peppers while drinking hot sauce in a Mexican restaurant than to even share a single kiss with him”
You looked at him “Damn man, I know you kinda look like you are in the closet, and the closet is made of see trough glass, but you don’t have to mask your love so much! I already told you! I accept you and your partner and I will do my best to help you two to have a long peaceful and happy relationship with no homophobes able to annoy you two lovebirds!”
He sighed and looked at you “I don’t love him, I love you”
You laughed at him and patted him on his shoulder “sure thing pal… oh wait! You need someone to act as you “cover”?! Oh yeah that must be what you’re asking me! And my answer is ‘Sure thing man’! Anything to help you two lovebirds to get together!”
He blinked at you, confused “my… “cover”?” He repeated slowly.
You nodded at him while laughing “yeah, your cover! So that you can fake having a girlfriend while being able to date your prince in shining armour, and your parents won’t suspect a thing!”
At that point, he just… kinda gave up on making you think he wasn’t in love with his friend.
There was no way you’d ever believe him and so he accepted the “cover girlfriend thingy”.
