I’m in Hazbin-Hell

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[bunny-is-cute]

Me: *distrubed*

My Brain 🧠: *blinks* What’s wrong with you? I haven’t even given you anything to think about. We’ve been addicted preoccupied with Pokopia!

Me: In the Hellaverse, Vox would have been a co-worker and eventually boss…

My Brain 🧠: Huh??

Me: In the episode where it revealed he was a weather man and how he killed his way to the top, the man who signed the media company over was named Bob Sinclair who is a real person… which means Vox owned Sinclair Broadcasting… which is where I fucking work!

My Brain 🧠: …so?

Me: It means he worked for WJLA. The station that’s close to Washington D.C.

My Brain 🧠: Sure pal… let’s just say this is a headcanon

Me: It also confirms Vox having autism.

My Brain 🧠: Okay hold on!! Just because every weatherman we’ve met has been autistic doesn’t mean Vox is!

Me: The pattern is fucking there Brain!

[bunny-is-cute]

I swear every time Tumblr app updates, I can attach less and less images on here

[that-hazbin]

Abel wanting to put a teddy bear that says "sorry for the violence" in Charlie's gift basket, Abel being a nervous wreck about being the leader of the exorcists now, Abel having that panic attack at the end of the season about having to do something before finally gaining the courage to stop Lute...

Man definitely still feels the trauma of his murder thousands of years later, he HATES conflict. It's so interesting because of the implications that Heaven did like... nothing to help him out with this. I can understand Heaven not providing counseling back when Abel first died, he's literally the first person to have been murdered, there was no one around who could professionally unpack that trauma, but like??? It's been at least ten millenia since then.

Do humans stop working when they go to Heaven? Is there no therapists in Heaven on duty? Has no one even suggested that Abel go see one? Does Heaven believe that since his death was so long ago, there's no point in suggesting he get professional help because he's probably "over it" now??

I want to know more about Abel and what goes on in his head and if he's okay or not. 🥺

[rat-rambles]

Able disability headcannons / kind of cannon.

Obviously he has Anxiety he litterly has a panic attack on screen.

I think he has C-PTSD from at best neglect from Adam.

Also he just gives the energy of ADHD to me.

[bunny-is-cute]

Totally agree 👍 I headcanon Abel as having severe anxiety with panic attacks and complex PTSD from emotional neglect, but also headcanon him as the type of person who tries so hard to act like he’s fine because he doesn’t want to be “difficult.”

Like, stress absolutely hits him physically too. He gets migraines, random nosebleeds, dizzy spells/presyncope, and sometimes full-on vasovagal (temporary fainting from drop/change in blood pressure) fainting episodes when things get too overwhelming.

[bunny-is-cute]

Me: *exhausted from work and personal junk*

My Brain 🧠: Hey! I have an idea for omegaverse!

Me: Oh no…

My Brain 🧠: Just hear me out! So you know how it’s Alpha, Beta and Omega right?

Me: Of course.

My Brain 🧠: Is it a coincidence that A, B, and O are also blood types?

Me: …maybe? I don’t know if that was ever mentioned.

My Brain 🧠: Well what if you’re blood type determined you’re second gender?

Me: Ehh… I get the reasoning but I’m not too keen on that. I mean, my blood type isn’t a personality trait.

My Brain 🧠: Not according to Japan.

Me: *remembers something and looks if up* 

Link to webpage

Me: See I hate this even more. Because I’m nothing like what they describe as my blood type.

My Brain 🧠: *looks over to the fourth wall* It totally does.

[rat-rambles]

It's disability pride month you know what that means.

DISABLITY HEAD CANNONS!

Alastor

-Chronic fatigue and now with the wound chronic pain. Yes he has big burst of energy but he needs to spend 90% of his time resting to do that.

-Autism specialist intrest radio. He gets actually murderous about sensory isues.

-Hyper mobile yes in life and death. He dislocated things as a party trick.

Vox

-Narcissistic personality disorder, BPD, Anxiety, Depression, Adhd, Autism. Good luck any therapist who tries to help him. He needs EMDR, TMS, and a mood stabilizer yesterday.

-DID dissociative identity disorder. I saw someone else head cannon him as that and like actually it makes to much sense.

-PTSD and depression self explanatory.

-Trauma and Depression related memory loss.

-PTSD

I'll take requests for more.

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[bunny-is-cute]

Ex-FUCKING-cuse me?!

@vivziepop but it's too damn early in the morning for me to start literally fangirling!!!

I haven't even had my Vyvanse yet!!

[bunny-is-cute]

Me: *awkwardly at a party, having been here for 2 hours and have only talked to a handful of people*

Co-worker: Hey (my name)! Have you me local celebrity?

Me: *nervous* Uhhh it’s nice to meet you.

Local Celebrity: Hi! I’m local celebrity. What’s your name?

Me: *says name politely*

Local Celebrity: *gets excited* OH I KNOW YOU! I SEE YOUR NAME POP UP A LOT AT WORK!

Me: Oh really? H-how do you know my name?

Local Celebrity: I work at [Former Place of Employment] and I see your name pop up from time to time. I always wondered who *says my name* was

Me: I was nice to meet you Local Celebrity *leaves as politely as possible me before running for the hills*

[rius-cave]

Hazbin Pride Merch Collection Launch!!!!

Celebrate pride with Lucifer, Adam and Abel! You can choose whichever headcanon you like the best! Or go with the canon versions! They're available as stickers, keychains and standees :]

Go get them while they're hot!!

Shop Detail

[bunny-is-cute]

So I have to learn about and how to use AI for my job (to detect when someone is using it for malicious purposes, especially in the news industry), and one of the things people don’t understand is that it's just EASIER TO WRITE THE FUCKING THING YOURSELF.

Like, I get told sometimes that my writing looks like AI (which is a HUGE insult to me), and it’s like, “to write out a prompt for AI to use to write out this fanfic, I might as well just write it myself.”

It’s the same effort and work!

Sure, people might put in an easy prompt for writing basic shit, but no one understands how much goes into an AI system to do anything specific.

Like, you have to put in as much research and cite sources like a fucking college essay if you want accurate information on anything.

Just write the fanfic out yourself! You know more than the AI does, I promise you that.

[bunny-is-cute]

I just thought of an idea for pie in the oven. It's for when the baby finally comes. So Abel is laying down, screaming like a banshee and he's unknowingly crushing Alastor's hand (or Lucifer or maybe Adam) Anyways after a while he's struggling to get the kid out when he suddenly flops into a mountain of pillows then says "I can't do it just please do a frigging C-section." So Charlie gently encourages him to push one more time then the little one is born. So Abel ends up crying tears of joy. Then Lucifer gives Adam a big bear hug and says "Our baby just had a baby!"

Sorry I'm sending this so late I just really enjoy your stories. You're a great writer honestly.

That does sound like a sweet idea

[the-thing-i-forgot]

Who is the WORST dad?

Shou Tucker (Full Metal Alchemist series)

Bondrewd (Made in Abyss)

Voting ended onJun 11

[abel-morningstar]

Lucifer and Baby Abel 🧑👶

Art by @angietswing Thanks for doing the commission!!!

Context: Lucifer is Abel’s birth mother, not Eve.

Abel was born mortal with Adam as his father and Lucifer weakened due to his fall from Heaven.

[bunny-is-cute]

St. Peter: *sees the new Gay Pride merch* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ….You’re straight?!

Abel: Yeah.

St. Peter: *eyes him up and down* You’re not straight.

Abel: What, you think just we’re friends that means I’m gay? So every person who stands within 20 feet of you is automatically gay?

St. Peter: *blinks twice in confusion* I suppose I’ve never considered it before. But I mean, you don’t have a… *immediately stops talking*

Abel: A what?

St. Peter: A…A straight…voice?

Abel: *astonished* Oh, a straight voice? And what, pray tell, is a “straight voice” to you? What do straight people sound like? Can you do an impression of a straight voice? You know what? Let me get a chair. *goes to grabs random chair* Let me get a freaking chair because hoo boy, do I gotta hear this. I gotta sit down for this because hoo boy, is this gonna be good! So let’s hear it. Let’s hear what you think straight people sound like.

St. Peter: …I’d like to rescind my comment.

Abel: What was that?

St. Peter: I said I rescind my comment!

[bunny-is-cute]

Hi, my name is Bunny and instead of sleep, I like to put my favorite characters in lots of pain and angst.

So here is my newest (gonna be short) fanfic where Abel didn’t know he was pregnant and goes into labor.

Enjoy!

[the-thing-i-forgot]

Who is the WORST dad?

Shou Tucker (Full Metal Alchemist series)

Bondrewd (Made in Abyss)

Voting ended onJun 11